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Wishes Will Be Corrupted

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Søren:
Basically someone says they wish for something and someone responds that it's granted but something bad happens.

Example: I wish I had a new book

Example response: Granted, but its old and wrecked


To start off. I wish that the bins in the kitchen wouldnt have to be emptied twice a day because of all the crap we go through

ironbite:
Granted.  They gain sentience and come after you.

Ironbite-I wish for three pounds of fish.

GLaDOS:
Granted, you may masturbate three times with any fish.

I wish Chell would stop trying to kill me.

Scotsgit:
Granted:  They suceed.

I wish 40K Titans were real and I owned one.

GLaDOS:

--- Quote from: Scotsgit on January 04, 2012, 03:35:08 pm ---Granted:  They suceed.

I wish 40K Titans were real and I owned one.

--- End quote ---
Granted, but they are unstable, and cause all the uranium on earth to reach critical mass after 5 minutes

Also, Chell already has suceeded, twice, in fact, so you didn't grant my wish...

I wish Wheatley would shut up.

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