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Art Vandelay:

--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 05:21:14 pm ---
--- Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 09, 2018, 04:54:24 pm ---Popular culture. If the common myth about hell was a wasteland of demon sentient candy he would have hallucinated about being chased by razor toothed candy canes.

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He lived before the internet, and grew up in the rural South so if he never read the bible or went to Church, where did he get the descriptions of hell from? And why would an unbeliever like him have a near death experience of seeing his friends in hell, if he didn't believe that hell exists?

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Have you ever read the Koran or been to Mosque? If not, there's a whole other religion you can't possibly have heard about before.

Jacob Harrison:
How do you guys explain the fact that his father in a fit of rage murdered his pet lamb he was very close to, and that he later immediately converted when he attended Church after his death experience because he heard a bible verse about the sacrifice of the lamb of God to atone for sins? That proves that the murder of the lamb was instigated by God to make him convert later in life.

Art Vandelay:

--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 05:49:15 pm ---How do you guys explain the fact that his father in a fit of rage murdered his pet lamb he was very close to, and that he later immediately converted when he attended Church after his death experience because he heard a bible verse about the sacrifice of the lamb of God to atone for sins? That proves that the murder of the lamb was instigated by God to make him convert later in life.

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Not that it's news to any of us, but God is a fucking arsehole.

Tolpuddle Martyr:

--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 05:49:15 pm ---How do you guys explain the fact that his father in a fit of rage murdered his pet lamb he was very close to, and that he later immediately converted when he attended Church after his death experience because he heard a bible verse about the sacrifice of the lamb of God to atone for sins? That proves that the murder of the lamb was instigated by God to make him convert later in life.

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His dad has anger management problems and hates sheep?

Seriously, who are you trying to convince and why are you here?

Jacob Harrison:

--- Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 10, 2018, 05:09:43 pm ---
--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 05:49:15 pm ---How do you guys explain the fact that his father in a fit of rage murdered his pet lamb he was very close to, and that he later immediately converted when he attended Church after his death experience because he heard a bible verse about the sacrifice of the lamb of God to atone for sins? That proves that the murder of the lamb was instigated by God to make him convert later in life.

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His dad has anger management problems and hates sheep?

Seriously, who are you trying to convince and why are you here?

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That does not explain the fact that he heard a Bible verse in Church about the sacrifice of the lamb that caused his immediate conversion. What caused his conversion perfectly matched what happened to his pet lamb, proving that the murder of the lamb was divine symbolism used to cause him to convert.

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