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General Category => Forum Games => Topic started by: D Laurier on February 01, 2012, 02:43:43 pm

Title: Where is a homosexual when you need one?
Post by: D Laurier on February 01, 2012, 02:43:43 pm

So I now work for a used contracting supply place.
My job is to keep all the small stuff sorted and organized so contractors can have a snowball's hope in hell of finding that No#6 fine tap, or the ceramic lever that goes with a model "K" indoor toilet, or the remote ballast for a florescent light fixture, or a spare battery for a Makita cordless power hammer...
Anyways I was helping a contractor search for brass brackets for a railing for a dance studio that hired him to make a few repairs... We were having ziltch luck... and I got frustrated and just said it...
"Where's a homosexual when you need one?"
The contractor was a typical Canadian handyman type, and he piped up "Wait.. You mean you're not gay? Damm"

At this point we both started laughing ourselves silly.

Title: Re: Where is a homosexual when you need one?
Post by: MaybeNever on February 02, 2012, 03:23:56 am

Yes, gays are known for their uncanny ability to locate used contracting supplies.