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Community => Entertainment and Television => Topic started by: Whore of Spamylon on March 14, 2012, 07:39:51 pm
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(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EKB8XVAHL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EqoK0XNdxc
If only Wisdom Tree's games were more like this.
Fun fact: World Nut Daily columnist Theodore Beale was involved with the game's development.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Beale
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Heard of a game called Catechumen?
Because that's what this reminds me of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Apc_6V8ac
I'm gonna shoot you with my HOLY SWORD!
And I'm gonna SAVE YOUR SOUL with it!
It's actually kind of an awesome concept. Everyone knows that swords that shoot things are automatically awesome.
Also, you get to defeat Satan with your holy swords.
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I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20
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I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20
Lucifer Blocks with Dawkins shield and counterattacks with Logic Beam for 666 damage.
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I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.
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I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20
Lucifer Blocks with Dawkins shield and counterattacks with Logic Beam for 666 damage.
Wait... Why would Lucifer be "logic" or Atheism?
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I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.
'assbiscuit' is now on my list of awesome insults, right up there with 'dickweasel'
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I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20
Lucifer Blocks with Dawkins shield and counterattacks with Logic Beam for 666 damage.
BLARG, I AM DEAD.
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I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.
Oh my God, Jesus, it's a bomb! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOKt1z1TkvU)
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Looks like a shitty game with no strategy whatsoever.
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Looks like a shitty game with no strategy whatsoever.
So, in other words, like most FPS games?
</unnecessary but humorous jab>
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Looks like a shitty game with no strategy whatsoever.
So, in other words, like most FPS games?
</unnecessary but humorous jab>
Not quite. At least this game has a more original plot.
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I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.
'assbiscuit' is now on my list of awesome insults, right up there with 'dickweasel'
What about dongboat?
Is it just me or do the demon chicks sound like they's having orgasms when hit by the sword? Damn they're kinky!
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...It's funny you say that considering we just fought two cockatrices in our pathfinder game today.
Our cleric, who is a prostitute by religion, was flanked by two cocks.
Ironbite's snake squeezed a cock until it went limp in his grasp.
I Shocking(ly) Grasped a cock myself, fried it good.
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Our cleric, who is a prostitute by religion
See? D&D turns kids to occultism! /fundie
No seriously, just out of curiosity, what god(dess) did (s)he worship?
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Our cleric, who is a prostitute by religion
See? D&D turns kids to occultism! /fundie
No seriously, just out of curiosity, what god(dess) did (s)he worship?
I forget the name exactly... but her goddess is a goddess of pleasures.