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Offline Askold

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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2013, 11:45:11 pm »
Quote from: Booker DeWitt on August 27, 2013, 05:19:05 pm
It was professor plum with the candlestick in the observatory.
He shot MLK with a... candlestick?

Well I've seen spoon guns and fork guns so I suppose attaching a gun to a candlestick isn't that far off.

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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2013, 12:39:39 pm »
Yep. I saw it in a movie once. :P
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2013, 12:49:16 pm »
The butler did it.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2013, 01:36:41 pm »
JFK shot MLK.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2013, 06:24:15 pm »
Personally, I blame Obama.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2013, 06:34:56 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on August 28, 2013, 06:24:15 pm
Personally, I blame Obama.

Personally, I never trusted him.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2013, 07:16:13 pm »
Personally, I wonder why the fuck I keep clicking on this topic.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2013, 12:25:27 am »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 28, 2013, 07:16:13 pm
Personally, I wonder why the fuck I keep clicking on this topic.
It's the guilt I think. You're worried that one of us might figure out that it was you who shot him.
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Quote from: sandman on May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2013, 12:38:00 am »
Magus couldn't have shot MLK.

Ironbite-I did.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2013, 01:45:01 am »
Isn't that rather subtle for you?
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2013, 04:29:15 am »
Quote from: askold on August 29, 2013, 12:25:27 am
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 28, 2013, 07:16:13 pm
Personally, I wonder why the fuck I keep clicking on this topic.
It's the guilt I think. You're worried that one of us might figure out that it was you who shot him.

That wasn't MLK, that was a Dalek impersonating him.

I had to do it to save the Doctor, you see.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2013, 09:44:16 pm »
Here's a question: why did Lee Harvey Oswald shoot JFK? Why did Jack Ruby shoot LHO? Why didn't the FBI investigate at all?
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2013, 09:59:45 pm »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on September 02, 2013, 09:44:16 pm
Here's a question: why did Lee Harvey Oswald shoot JFK? Why did Jack Ruby shoot LHO? Why didn't the FBI investigate at all?

My theory is that LHO was a Soviet sleeper agent who got stolen by the Cubans. Castro wanted revenge for the Bay of Pigs, so he decided to bump off Kennedy. Jack Ruby was probably just a really angry citizen.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2013, 09:54:03 am »
Oswald was a bit nutty and wanted to defect to the Soviets.  In fact, he'd done so once before.  So he killed Kennedy to try and get into the USSR's good graces.

Ruby was pissed off about the assassination and was high on Phenmatrazine, an upper.  He was not rational, but wanted to "redeem" the city of Dallas.

There was an investigation, a quite thorough one.  However, the results don't support the conspiracy theories, so conspiracy theorists ignore them in favor of whatever sounds more paranoid.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2013, 09:56:04 am »
Quote from: Jack Mann on September 03, 2013, 09:54:03 am
Oswald was a bit nutty and wanted to defect to the Soviets.  In fact, he'd done so once before.  So he killed Kennedy to try and get into the USSR's good graces.

Ruby was pissed off about the assassination and was high on Phenmatrazine, an upper.  He was not rational, but wanted to "redeem" the city of Dallas.

There was an investigation, a quite thorough one.  However, the results don't support the conspiracy theories, so conspiracy theorists ignore them in favor of whatever sounds more paranoid.
There is one conspiracy theory that was proven right, though. The KGB worked to popularize the "Who Shot JFK?" conspiracy theory.
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