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Art Vandelay

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1500 on: February 05, 2013, 09:24:18 am »
Granted, but the band breaks up a month later.

I wish for a tub of cake frosting.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1501 on: February 05, 2013, 09:31:50 am »
Granted, but it was made by Baldric in Blackadder Goes Forth.

I wish people would wander round workplaces with puppies to cheer up staff morale.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1502 on: February 05, 2013, 09:41:48 am »
Granted, they're stillborn puppies. Needless to say, the results are a tad below expectations.

I wish I were undisputed king of the entire world.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1503 on: February 05, 2013, 09:47:54 am »
Granted, but your ship sinks....

I wish I could concentrate right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1504 on: February 05, 2013, 09:50:23 am »
Granted. You concentrate on masturbating furiously. Doesn't matter where you're at.

I wish to be able to get through any application process perfectly, including job applications. By this standard, "perfectly" would include being hired.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1505 on: February 05, 2013, 10:49:04 am »
Granted, you're now a gimp in a snuff movie... Die well.

I wish I hadn't just done that to the Shawshank Redemption in the Make Everything Creepy With a Wink thread.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1506 on: February 05, 2013, 12:22:55 pm »
Granted...you chose My Little Pony instead

Ironbite-I wish my tax return got here within 2 hours of filing.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1507 on: February 05, 2013, 12:30:08 pm »
Granted. You made multiple errors on your return, owe $10,000 and are facing significant jail time.

I wish it weren't so damn cold outside.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1508 on: February 06, 2013, 09:01:15 pm »
Granted, you block gets vaporised by a meteorite strike. It warms things up quite nicely.

For a little while.

I wish I wasn't at work at 3am.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1509 on: February 06, 2013, 11:44:19 pm »
Granted, now you work from 4 am to 2 am and only get around 3 am off.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1510 on: February 07, 2013, 04:45:16 am »
Granted. Meet Norman. Mr Bates is very nice, although a little nervous and quite preoccupied with his elderly mother.

I wish Shariah Law had a clause about chopping your head off if you refused to think critically. (Conundrum of critical thinking invalidating Shariah Law, aside.)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1511 on: February 07, 2013, 04:57:45 am »
Granted. The definition of "thinking critically" is left up to the clerics to decide and they use it as an excuse to behead people for "thought crimes."

I wish a meteorite would fall on the Westboro Baptist Church compound just as Fred Phelps says something like "May God smite me if I am not doing His will!" and crush him.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1512 on: February 07, 2013, 05:48:39 am »
Granted, but somehow it obliterates everything in the area but the compound and every member of the Phelps clan.

I wish for a bag of pretzels.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1513 on: February 07, 2013, 08:35:42 am »
Granted. You choke on one, just like Dubya.

I wish "Tales from the Crypt" would get revived on TV, similar to how "Family Guy" and "Futurama" were.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1514 on: February 08, 2013, 08:36:24 am »
Granted:  It's written with the audience for 'The X Factor' in mind and is so mind-crushingly awful you can't watch it.

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