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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1560 on: March 31, 2013, 12:39:59 pm »
Granted. New Age fundies get really butthurt and wont stop whining.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1561 on: March 31, 2013, 01:18:37 pm »
Granted, an enormous black hole destroys the omniverse, so there will be nothing ever again.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1562 on: April 03, 2013, 10:03:05 pm »
Granted, but they butcher it in the process rendering it unplayable.

I wish I new what that thing Saturn wished about even was.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1563 on: April 03, 2013, 10:43:04 pm »
Granted. It's an eldritch abomination the knowledge of which drives you mad.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1564 on: April 04, 2013, 01:20:50 am »
Granted. It's an eldritch abomination the knowledge of which drives you mad.

I wish for a million dollars.

Granted.  One Million sand-dollars.  Enjoy.

I wish I didn't have all these problems that I am now saddled with.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1565 on: April 14, 2013, 02:25:35 am »
Granted. You have no problems, so you're super bored.

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to make a wish in this thread.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1566 on: April 14, 2013, 02:30:33 am »
Granted but now through some weird timey wimey...stuff you don't get a wish granted.


I wish I could stop being a lazy git and actually watch the first two seasons of Walking Dead.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1567 on: April 14, 2013, 02:56:31 am »
Granted, but you're too lazy to do anything other than watch a TV show.

I wish the cat would stop being so annoying.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1568 on: April 14, 2013, 03:02:23 am »
Granted, it got run over by a car.

I wish I could A) afford a cat, and B) lived in a building that allowed pets.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1569 on: April 14, 2013, 04:22:18 am »
Wish granted.  Your cat is too noisy and gets you kicked out, though.

I wish I could think of a good silly wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1570 on: April 14, 2013, 05:54:50 am »
Granted. You wish for someone to shove a chainsaw up your ass.

I wish I could have participated more in Humans Vs. Zombies this semester.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1571 on: April 14, 2013, 09:38:19 am »
Granted. Jesus kept eating your brains.

I wish Pat Robertson would come out and admit he's been exploiting people's beliefs and fears for his own financial gain.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1572 on: April 14, 2013, 09:50:19 am »
Granted. Now all his followers think the devil possessed him, and they're extra insane now.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1573 on: April 14, 2013, 04:53:52 pm »
Granted, but now they look like flying piles of shit.

I wish that I had more beer to drink.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1574 on: April 14, 2013, 05:35:46 pm »
Wish granted.  It's all rotgut shit.

I wish I could be openly bisexual.  I guess I could, but for now I'd rather keep it on the hush.
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