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Humanity does learn from history,sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
Granted. However, you never made that wish, so it isn't, so you make it, causing a time paradox and sticking you in a loop.I wish for a Klondike bar.
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Granted. You get eaten and are conscious through the whole experience, including the digestion and later pooping out.I wish for the ability to call down lightning on those who deserve it.
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on September 05, 2013, 01:20:01 amGranted. You get eaten and are conscious through the whole experience, including the digestion and later pooping out.I wish for the ability to call down lightning on those who deserve it.Granted. The first person who deserves it is you.I wish I could punch the stupid bitch who (inadvertently) outed me in Chem.
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on September 05, 2013, 07:29:03 pmQuote from: R. U. Sirius on September 05, 2013, 01:20:01 amGranted. You get eaten and are conscious through the whole experience, including the digestion and later pooping out.I wish for the ability to call down lightning on those who deserve it.Granted. The first person who deserves it is you.I wish I could punch the stupid bitch who (inadvertently) outed me in Chem.Granted. She gets to punch back, though.I wish I could get my brain stable.
Granted. All anime is now loli anime, however.I wish that people knew the difference between the mental disorder of paedophilia and the crime of child molestation.
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 04:04:39 pmGranted. All anime is now loli anime, however.I wish that people knew the difference between the mental disorder of paedophilia and the crime of child molestation.Granted. They become unable to tell the difference between genuine news and pointless shit-stirring OH WAITI wish Glorious Shotgun Princess was an expertly directed, perfectly casted, and visually stunning motion picture available in my area (don't you dare judge me).
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on September 08, 2013, 06:19:09 pmQuote from: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 04:04:39 pmGranted. All anime is now loli anime, however.I wish that people knew the difference between the mental disorder of paedophilia and the crime of child molestation.Granted. They become unable to tell the difference between genuine news and pointless shit-stirring OH WAITI wish Glorious Shotgun Princess was an expertly directed, perfectly casted, and visually stunning motion picture available in my area (don't you dare judge me).Granted. However, all other awesome films are now Bollywood.I wish bands didn't phone in covers.