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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #795 on: July 11, 2012, 01:13:29 am »
Granted. It dies.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #796 on: July 11, 2012, 01:19:38 am »
Granted, the hardware is more than adequate, but your laptop is now a Mac.

I wish I was a better judge of how much pasta is enough.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #797 on: July 11, 2012, 09:58:38 am »
Granted, but your pasta is now a Mac.

I wish I didn't get that speeding ticket the other day.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #798 on: July 11, 2012, 11:12:11 am »
Granted. You get it today, instead, for some reason.

I wish the for the Power of Rock!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #799 on: July 11, 2012, 01:22:10 pm »
Granted. You have become a boulder, affectionately referred to by area children as, "Rock."

I wish something bad to happen to me. Yeah, corrupt that!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #800 on: July 11, 2012, 06:18:20 pm »
Granted. You have been given cancer for angering the gods of wish-corruption.

I wish for the hungry to be clothed, the naked to be healed, and the sick to be fed.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #801 on: July 11, 2012, 07:26:28 pm »
Granted, but you end up taking a moneyshot to the face.

I wish I wasn't out of pizza pockets.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #802 on: July 11, 2012, 09:18:04 pm »
Granted. You find an old, moldy pizza pocket you dropped behind the fridge sometime last month.

I wish the ants in my apartment were gone right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #803 on: July 11, 2012, 09:29:59 pm »
Granted, they've been replaced by hornets.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #804 on: July 11, 2012, 09:35:59 pm »
Granted. It's now one degree warmer where you live.

I wish I didn't suck.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #805 on: July 12, 2012, 02:39:56 am »
Granted, you only lick. Diseased penises, that is.

I wish for all my medical problems to correct themselves immediately.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #806 on: July 12, 2012, 07:09:58 pm »
Granted now they are replaced with horrible social problems.


I wish I could find some money.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #807 on: July 12, 2012, 07:58:33 pm »
Granted. It gets stolen, of course.

I wish I had wepon so I could kill zombie goasts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #808 on: July 12, 2012, 08:25:23 pm »
Granted, but it only works on zombie goasts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #809 on: July 15, 2012, 09:14:10 am »
Granted, but it only works on zombie goasts.

I wish Whiet Castle Fries still only came in one size.

Granted, but you live 1000 miles away from the closest White Castle, with no means of transportation or shoes.

I wish it was Midnight:15 so I could watch the season finale of Metalocalypse