Granted. Your wish isn't corrupted, and the game is ruined. Emotionally distraught by his sudden lack of ways to waste time, Art Vandelay does not focus on the road as he drives home this evening*, resulting in him hitting and killing the world's most adorable puppy. He is arrested on reckless driving charges, and sentenced to three years in prison. His absence from the boards starts a chain reaction resulting in serious personal problems for every single user.
And it's all YOUR FAULT! I hope you're happy.
I wish the world's most adorable puppy would come back to life and Art Vandelay would get out of prison.
*If Art Vandelay does not have a car/drive, this wish also gives him a car and a need to drive