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Offline Feral Dog

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1095 on: May 30, 2014, 07:41:50 pm »
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You get a huge pile of ashes and the world's largest bug zapper.

I insert some gay porn.

Westboro Baptists protest the machine.

I insert Butterfree and some Pokepuffs.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1096 on: June 10, 2014, 01:20:02 pm »
You get Confused. And then you hurt yourself in your confusion.

I insert a Gelatinous Cube.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1097 on: June 10, 2014, 02:41:04 pm »
You get eaten by The Blob.

I insert Star Trek: Deep Space 9
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1098 on: June 10, 2014, 05:00:04 pm »
You get endless fan arguments over who was sexier, Jadzia Dax or Major Kira.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1099 on: June 10, 2014, 05:51:20 pm »
The Enterprise encounters yet another strange anomaly, which turns out to be a massive continuity snarl.

I insert all the technobabble I can throw at it.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1100 on: June 10, 2014, 09:40:24 pm »
And once again, the day is saved!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1101 on: June 10, 2014, 10:38:11 pm »
NOT SO FAST, FERAL DOG!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1102 on: June 16, 2014, 05:25:52 pm »
You get a book report written by someone who couldn't remember if they were supposed to read Last of the Mohicans or Lord of the Flies, so they just watched Pulp Fiction.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1103 on: July 13, 2014, 10:37:34 pm »
You get a thing of fried chicken. Well, it's some kind of bird...

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1104 on: July 13, 2014, 11:10:13 pm »
You get a ghoti out of water.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1105 on: July 13, 2014, 11:15:15 pm »
You get a new cat-headed overlord.

Ironbite-I insert the ball pit from Dashcon.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1106 on: July 13, 2014, 11:22:28 pm »
You get hurt trying to play in it.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1107 on: July 13, 2014, 11:31:31 pm »
You get a robotic waterfowl.

I insert myself, with much face-wrangling.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1108 on: July 14, 2014, 12:27:00 am »
You get Jace, Mind Sculptor.


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1109 on: July 14, 2014, 01:38:44 am »
You get a sand rainbow.

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