Vending Machine

[Ghoti]

You get smacked in the face, as you should.

I insert Reid's season 9 haircut.

[Second Coming of Madman]

You get my anus. Lovely, isn't it?

I insert Ironchew.

[Ghoti]

Much troll, very flame. Wow.

I insert Ceiling Cat.

[I am lizard]

You get soil cat.

[Random Gal]

You get 100 tons of bricks dropped on your head for your failure to insert something.

I insert David J. Stewart, the Pope, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Richard Dawkins, and a bear.

[I am lizard]

You get blood.

I insert my 32 chapter erotic Shrek fanfiction.

[Iczerfour]

you get a sonic the hedgehog fan fiction where sonic goes ultra evil and goes rape crazy on everyone and everything

I insert a Crappy Silver ravenwolf book on Halloween

[Second Coming of Madman]

You get a single sign etched in arcane runes that translate to "Ravenholm. U shouldn't come here". As you ponder on what this means, a mad monk holding a 12-gauge double-barreled shotgun shoots you in the head and leaves you lying bleeding on the floor.

I insert a Headcrab.

[I am lizard]

You get a facehugger

I insert a Shpee.

[Random Gal]

You get a Shmoo.

I insert the entire United States Congress.

[Eiki-mun]

You get a bill to impeach Obama. That's it, I'm afraid.

I insert one volcano bakemeat.

[Random Gal]

You get it back way too well done.

I insert Honey Boo Boo.

[Random Gal]

I unjam the vending machine and insert Bob from Accounting.

[I am lizard]

You get meat.

I insert an ubercharge.

[Feral Dog]

You get an ubermensch.

I insert a full orchestra.