Vending Machine

[R. U. Sirius]

You get an 8-track tape.

I insert my stupid alcoholic roommate.

[Ghoti]

You get a puddle of boozy puke.

I insert my cat.

[Random Gal]

You get a lot of hissing and snarling.

I insert a d20.

[Svata]

You get every d&d book ever published, no matter the edition.


*Inserts mjolnir*

[Random Gal]

You get struck by lightning.

I insert moar dakka.

[I am lizard]

You get nothing because the machine is currently a find cloud of ashes.

I insert my incredible class and intellect.

[Random Gal]

You get a top hat and a monocle.

I insert an Iron Golem.

[R. U. Sirius]

You get the Iron Chef.

I insert country music.

[Zygarde]

You get Nashville Squared


I insert all my D's and F's from all the Maths classes I've taken(which is about 23 I believe)

[Ghoti]

You get a degree in art.

I insert an elderly man shouting at Siri.

[Random Gal]

You get a set of driving directions that lead off a 1000-foot cliff.

I insert my fist in a very forceful manner.

[Zygarde]

You get a broken hand covered in shards of glass.


I insert Big Boss, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake.

[Svata]

You get the cobras.


*inserts the moon*

[R. U. Sirius]

You get a giant naked ass.

I insert "American Horror Story".

[Ghoti]

You get a convoluted clusterfuck deep-fried an served with barbecue sauce.

I cautiously insert #GamerGate.