One thing that Christian Weston Chandler (oh god, why am I bringing up some poor schmuck who continues to be monitored for entertainment to this day) and other men who think "they've got it all figured out," ignoring the fact that they're some of the most clueless people on the face of the planet:
Not all women are interested in sex. Even if they are willing to have sex, they'll only do it if they feel like it. They are not sex-toys, but human beings like you. They are (from the perspective of someone looking for or dating a woman) sisters, aunts, cousins, nieces, a friend of someone else, even mothers. They care about their friends and family and if you were to do anything unspeakable to them, they would be devastated. Never, ever say that you want to "ejaculate on your face" or "offer you a 'pearl necklace'," as this can be perceived as sexist and they would never date you. Not all women are into bukkake, mammary intercourse, fellatio, anal sex, even "doing it without a condom" (when procreation is not what's on your minds), etc. Another thing is that not all women care about your man-child hobbies, like collecting video games, Transformers, G.I. Joe and any Anime figurines. If you've found one of your kind (though I would strongly dis-recommend this as it is elitist and mono-dimensional), she should be treated with respect and she is not your slave (there is also nothing wrong with being in her footsteps and helping her out as well). If you are to be rejected, see it as what not to do in a relationship (and everything else Smurfette Principle pointed out). You can cry about it when you want (since losing someone can be a harsh process), but you will eventually find another woman and learn from your past mistakes.
Then again, you could give up, just obsess over women who don't exist, hump body pillows with their image or masturbate into a "flesh-light." You will definitely go nowhere there if you never even try to socialize with anyone outside the internet or of the opposite sex, so the most recommended option would be-
- An introvert and a young man who is late to the game.
(Then again, how many men who behave like those of Loveshy, The Spearhead, etc. come here, other than to bash us for "daring" to insult their misogynist attitudes?)