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Offline Zygarde

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #240 on: June 02, 2012, 11:13:26 pm »
You get a hung over guy

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #241 on: June 03, 2012, 11:24:15 am »
You get a super powered space marine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #242 on: June 04, 2012, 02:16:15 am »
You get the real Cerberus, who promptly bites you.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #243 on: June 04, 2012, 10:33:51 am »
You get Athlete's Foot.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #244 on: June 04, 2012, 04:40:34 pm »
You get Ash Ketchum.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #245 on: June 04, 2012, 06:10:21 pm »
You get Brock Lesner

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #246 on: June 06, 2012, 01:19:05 pm »
You get Paul Bunyan.

I insert the RNC.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #247 on: June 06, 2012, 02:27:17 pm »
You get the RCC.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #248 on: June 06, 2012, 03:36:18 pm »
You get a very confused Sephiroth.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #249 on: June 08, 2012, 05:06:33 pm »
You get a piano back

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #250 on: June 09, 2012, 04:03:27 pm »
You get it back, now a zombie. Your brains are promptly devoured.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #251 on: June 10, 2012, 12:19:11 am »
You get an out-of-control spacecraft full of giant lizards.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #252 on: June 10, 2012, 01:17:26 am »
You get horrible popcorn.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #253 on: June 10, 2012, 08:40:09 am »
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #254 on: June 11, 2012, 04:45:16 am »
You get a firefly named Serenity.

I insert Pathfinder's Bard class.
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