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Title: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on April 24, 2015, 04:09:08 pm
https://archive.is/PP4Dl (https://archive.is/PP4Dl)

Posting Amy Pascal's private Amazon orders, and making fun of her private feminine hygiene products?  I thought those hypocritical radfems were already at rock bottom, but now they've somehow managed to fall even farther!

Any other site and it would be a prime example of how sexist and misogynistic they are.  But not us, it's totes cool when we do it.

Maybe somebody should point out what happened to this rag's biblical namesake.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: mellenORL on April 24, 2015, 08:45:14 pm
Oh, for fucks sake. Since when is anybody in, on, or reading bloody JEZEBEL a "radfem"? It's a gossip 'zine, dude. They have always tried way the fuck too hard to imitate "edgy", as "edgy" as a bunch of middle aged cubicle harpies writing for other middle aged cubicle dronettes can conceive, anyway...hence the lurid style and tasteless content of the article. Which is actually a typical example of JEZEBEL humor - "edgy"-like-your-mom "humor".
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on April 24, 2015, 09:19:46 pm
Oh, for fucks sake. Since when is anybody in, on, or reading bloody Gawker a "radfem"? It's a gossip 'zine, dude. They have always tried way the fuck too hard to imitate "edgy", as "edgy" as a bunch of middle aged cubicle harpies writing for other middle aged cubicle drones can conceive, anyway...hence the lurid style and tasteless content of the article. Which is actually a typical example of Gawker humor - "edgy"-like-your-mom "humor".

FTFY.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: ironbite on April 24, 2015, 09:20:21 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...UP likes to think he's fighting the good fight against those mean old feminists.  Cause you know, this board is the best place to air those views.

Ironbite-cause you know...we're all "rah rah Men's Rights!"
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: mellenORL on April 24, 2015, 09:29:31 pm
Oh, for fucks sake. Since when is anybody in, on, or reading bloody Gawker a "radfem"? It's a gossip 'zine, dude. They have always tried way the fuck too hard to imitate "edgy", as "edgy" as a bunch of middle aged cubicle harpies writing for other middle aged cubicle drones can conceive, anyway...hence the lurid style and tasteless content of the article. Which is actually a typical example of Gawker humor - "edgy"-like-your-mom "humor".

FTFY.
Evil Twin'zines - no shit. XD
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on April 24, 2015, 09:37:55 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...UP likes to think he's fighting the good fight against those mean old feminists.  Cause you know, this board is the best place to air those views.

Ironbite-cause you know...we're all "rah rah Men's Rights!"

I have no problem with moderate feminists.  I'm one myself.  I just don't like radical feminists.

Oh, for fucks sake. Since when is anybody in, on, or reading bloody JEZEBEL a "radfem"? It's a gossip 'zine, dude. They have always tried way the fuck too hard to imitate "edgy", as "edgy" as a bunch of middle aged cubicle harpies writing for other middle aged cubicle dronettes can conceive, anyway...hence the lurid style and tasteless content of the article. Which is actually a typical example of JEZEBEL humor - "edgy"-like-your-mom "humor".

Jezebel may or may not be a feminist site (I've heard conflicting answers), but it definitely has radfems writing for it.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: mellenORL on April 24, 2015, 09:54:13 pm
UP. If JEZEBEL has a single solitary actual radfem on staff, then she's a brilliant, perfectly disguised mole. I think you may need a refresher course on what radfem means. Anybody wanna go grab a few doozies from Tumblr or FSDT to show UP what I mean? I can't be arsed. I pressure washed 50 patio chairs all day. I'm literally burnt toast, here.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: The_Queen on April 24, 2015, 10:09:10 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...UP likes to think he's fighting the good fight against those mean old feminists.  Cause you know, this board is the best place to air those views.

Ironbite-cause you know...we're all "rah rah Men's Rights!"

I have no problem with moderate feminists.  I'm one myself.  I just don't like radical feminists.

Oh, for fucks sake. Since when is anybody in, on, or reading bloody JEZEBEL a "radfem"? It's a gossip 'zine, dude. They have always tried way the fuck too hard to imitate "edgy", as "edgy" as a bunch of middle aged cubicle harpies writing for other middle aged cubicle dronettes can conceive, anyway...hence the lurid style and tasteless content of the article. Which is actually a typical example of JEZEBEL humor - "edgy"-like-your-mom "humor".

Jezebel may or may not be a feminist site (I've heard conflicting answers), but it definitely has radfems writing for it.

Paragon, words are important. Assuming that "radfem" is even a word, would you care to give me a definition of it.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on April 24, 2015, 10:10:39 pm
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...UP likes to think he's fighting the good fight against those mean old feminists.  Cause you know, this board is the best place to air those views.

Ironbite-cause you know...we're all "rah rah Men's Rights!"

I have no problem with moderate feminists.  I'm one myself.  I just don't like radical feminists.

Oh, for fucks sake. Since when is anybody in, on, or reading bloody JEZEBEL a "radfem"? It's a gossip 'zine, dude. They have always tried way the fuck too hard to imitate "edgy", as "edgy" as a bunch of middle aged cubicle harpies writing for other middle aged cubicle dronettes can conceive, anyway...hence the lurid style and tasteless content of the article. Which is actually a typical example of JEZEBEL humor - "edgy"-like-your-mom "humor".

Jezebel may or may not be a feminist site (I've heard conflicting answers), but it definitely has radfems writing for it.

Paragon, words are important. Assuming that "radfem" is even a word, would you care to give me a definition of it.

It's short for "radical feminist".
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: ironbite on April 24, 2015, 10:13:52 pm
Yeah we know this.  Now define it.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ironchew on April 24, 2015, 10:18:24 pm
Yeah we know this.  Now define it.

Maybe somebody should point out what happened to this rag's biblical namesake.

Perhaps a radfem is someone who thinks that was disproportionate retribution for having the audacity to be a powerful woman in the Bible.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: mellenORL on April 24, 2015, 10:30:47 pm
Oh, this thread turned into such an unexpected bit of fun, didn't it? UP, I could just pinch your cheek, you're being so cute! Widdle Templar Knight 'tinks a AdRag fashion-gossip-lifestyle 'zine for whitebread, jaded, working Soccer moms is a den of iniquity.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Cloud3514 on April 24, 2015, 10:39:38 pm
You know, I get why UP hates Jezebel. It's because GamerGate has taught him to. Kotaku is part of Gawker and because Kotaku is bad, all of Gawker must be bad, therefore Jezebel is a radscum infested hate rag.

Now, this is stupid to anyone else who isn't Madman, who has had similar GamerGate brainwashing (see his irrational hatred of Brianna Wu), because to anyone else, Jezebel is just a boring feminist gossip blog. A boring feminist gossip blog that too often jumps to conclusions, but a boring feminist gossip blog all the same.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on April 24, 2015, 10:43:12 pm
Yeah we know this.  Now define it.

Maybe somebody should point out what happened to this rag's biblical namesake.

Perhaps a radfem is someone who thinks that was disproportionate retribution for having the audacity to be a powerful woman in the Bible.

I don't remember Deborah or Esther suffering nearly as horribly.  I'd say it has more to do with the fact that she had an innocent man executed so her husband could get control of his vineyard.  Furthermore, when it comes to her misdeeds, that was the tip of the iceberg.

And a radical feminist is, in theory, a feminist who sees an end to the Patriarchy as an end in and of itself.  And from what I've read, that's how things used to be.  Today, however, most self-proclaimed "radical feminists" (or at least the most vocal ones) are little more than angry, hate-filled extremists with an irrational loathing of men, transsexuals and sex workers.

Maybe we ought to come up with a new term.  "Extreme feminist" has a nice ring to it.

Oh, this thread turned into such an unexpected bit of fun, didn't it? UP, I could just pinch your cheek, you're being so cute! Widdle Templar Knight 'tinks a AdRag fashion-gossip-lifestyle 'zine for whitebread, jaded, working Soccer moms is a den of iniquity.

Well, let's see.  You have them labelling all gay men as misogynists:

https://archive.is/IiWJl (https://archive.is/IiWJl)

Gloating over male victims of domestic violence:

https://archive.is/8vyn3 (https://archive.is/8vyn3)

Accusing male feminists of being sexual predators:

https://archive.is/1g9LO (https://archive.is/1g9LO)

And dehumanizing men who want to reverse their circumcisions:

https://archive.is/UsHd9 (https://archive.is/UsHd9)

You know, I get why UP hates Jezebel. It's because GamerGate has taught him to. Kotaku is part of Gawker and because Kotaku is bad, all of Gawker must be bad, therefore Jezebel is a radscum infested hate rag.

Now, this is stupid to anyone else who isn't Madman, who has had similar GamerGate brainwashing (see his irrational hatred of Brianna Wu), because to anyone else, Jezebel is just a boring feminist gossip blog. A boring feminist gossip blog that too often jumps to conclusions, but a boring feminist gossip blog all the same.

I hated Jezebel before GamerGate became a thing.  And again, see the above links and tell me it's just a "boring gossip blog".
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Cloud3514 on April 24, 2015, 10:46:07 pm
Awww, it thinks it's people.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on April 24, 2015, 10:47:58 pm
Awww, it thinks it's people.

Take a look at those links.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Jessibel on April 24, 2015, 11:13:13 pm
https://archive.is/PP4Dl (https://archive.is/PP4Dl)

Posting Amy Pascal's private Amazon orders, and making fun of her private feminine hygiene products?  I thought those hypocritical radfems were already at rock bottom, but now they've somehow managed to fall even farther!

Any other site and it would be a prime example of how sexist and misogynistic they are.  But not us, it's totes cool when we do it.

Maybe somebody should point out what happened to this rag's biblical namesake.

Jezebel is not a site for radfems. It is primarily a gossip site with a strong 3rd wave feminist leaning, or at least it used to be. When I first started reading it in high school it was smart and thoughtful. There were honest critiques about whether or not wearing an apron or getting a brazilian, etc. inherently undermined your feminist principles. They used to have models live blog NY fashion week and book reviews and interviews. The website has always had the philosophy that you can call yourself a feminist while still embracing stereotypical feminine things (not something that all feminists accept), but at least they used to put a little thought into.

The site has gone way down hill in the last 5-6 years. I hate throwing the label hipster around, but that is the best way to describe the newest writers. All they write all day is snarky bullshit, like the article above. One of the writers posts nothing but animal videos. I've seen articles praising certain artists (usually Beyonce) for shading other women, and when commenters pointed out that maybe we shouldn't be praising women who use their power and influence to shit on the women underneith of them, the author said that Beyonce says she's a feminist so whatever she does is cool and then spammed the commenters with Beyonce gifs. When the author of the Pascal was called out (rightly so) by the commenters she tried to say she was praising Pascal, that Pascal was her hero. When a commenter pointed out that it was extremely uncool to publically post someone's personal purchases, she literally said that we shouldn't feel sorry for rich people when their right to privacy is violated*.

So yeah, this article really pissed me off. I haven't been back on the site since, probably won't be. UP is right to call this out. The Jezzie's would be frothing with righteous indignation if Kotaku or any other site on the web had posted that. But because they did it to someone they kind of don't like, it's ok.

*Jezebel has a very mainstream feminist philosophy so it mostly concerns the needs of middle class to rich white women. While they do pay lip service to the way the system is the US is set against poorer people, it gets constant criticism on it's lack of intersectionality among other things. I dunno, this just massively adds to the criticism of that statement to me.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Sigmaleph on April 25, 2015, 12:47:34 am
You know, I get why UP hates Jezebel. It's because GamerGate has taught him to. Kotaku is part of Gawker and because Kotaku is bad, all of Gawker must be bad, therefore Jezebel is a radscum infested hate rag.

To be fair, there's plenty of reasons to dislike Gawker other than [that thing which we don't talk about].
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Cloud3514 on April 25, 2015, 12:49:29 am
True, but can you really blame me for taking the piss at the guy?

EDIT: Well, yes, you can. Not really asking to be excused for it, just explaining.

EDIT 2: Also, Paragon, here's a quick explanation of why I don't read your links or take your bitching about Jezebel seriously: Because, as you would realize if your reading comprehension wasn't so bad that you don't even realize when someone was just taking the piss at you, I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Askold on April 25, 2015, 01:02:04 am
Cloud, take it to Flame and Burn or start behaving.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Cloud3514 on April 25, 2015, 01:29:02 am
Got it. Will shut up now.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: mellenORL on April 25, 2015, 12:04:25 pm
I first flipped through an edition of JEZEBEL in 1999. It was from stacks of magazines left out on the bar in a busy lounge in trendy in-town Atlanta near Emory, GA Tech and GA State. 85% of the magazine consisted of full page advertising photos for Fossil, Coach, MAC, Prada, Loreal, etc. etc. The "articles" were 5 to 10 paragraphs long, written to appeal to Gen X teens and college girls. Even the choice of name said it all; We are fashionista feministas! We are younger, edgier versions of the chic, brainy, urbane women on Sex in the City!

The online version today is different only in where they glean their buzzwords and snark points (Tumblr, etc.), and how low they are willing to go to snare and maintain their target demographics' attention spans.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Old Viking on April 26, 2015, 03:50:10 pm
This thread is interesting.  What's it about?
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: ironbite on April 26, 2015, 04:39:10 pm
Nobody knows.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: The_Queen on April 26, 2015, 05:29:18 pm
This thread is interesting.  What's it about?

It's about pirates. Somali Pirates to be specific.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: davedan on April 27, 2015, 09:10:51 pm
Somali Pirates bum me out. I mean here you are thinking about pirates saying arghhh, wearing eyepatches, swinging cutlasses and generally being cute entertainment for kids and then you have guys with speedboats, ak-47s and rocket launchers.

In fact whoever the marketing guy for pirates is they are a fucking genius. How do you take a bunch of murderous, rapey, syphilitic, lice infected, scurvy desperadoes and make them the stuff of children's stories...
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: lord gibbon on April 27, 2015, 09:13:27 pm
For the same reason we idealize the old western outlaw, and why Japanese media loves the idea of a ronin, and why so many folk hero's of the British isles (Robin Hood, Rob Roy, etc.) are bandits. the idea of freedom is a universal human desire, and who's freer that a wandering criminal?
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on April 27, 2015, 09:30:49 pm
All I could think about while watching Captain Phillips was how chill the the Somalis were before they ran out of the khat.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on April 27, 2015, 09:43:44 pm
For the same reason we idealize the old western outlaw, and why Japanese media loves the idea of a ronin, and why so many folk hero's of the British isles (Robin Hood, Rob Roy, etc.) are bandits. the idea of freedom is a universal human desire, and who's freer that a wandering criminal?

Don't forget Dick Turpin, Jesse James, Ned Kelly...
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: RavynousHunter on April 28, 2015, 08:13:16 am
Weren't the ronin just samurai who left because their masters were douchebags?  I get the whole Japanese honour system thing, but a lot of daimyo were dicks.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Sigmaleph on April 28, 2015, 09:49:04 am
Weren't the ronin just samurai who left because their masters were douchebags?  I get the whole Japanese honour system thing, but a lot of daimyo were dicks.

Sure, but if your job description is "being good at killing people" and you no longer have that job, you're probably going to take another job where being good at killing people is useful. Most of those jobs don't exactly make you a pillar of the community

Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C5%8Dnin):
Because the former samurai could not legally take up a new trade, or because of pride were loath to do so, many rōnin looked for other ways to make a living with their swords. Those rōnin who desired steady, legal employment became mercenaries that guarded trade caravans, or bodyguards for wealthy merchants. Many other rōnin became criminals, operating as bandits and highwaymen, or joining organized crime in towns and cities. Rōnin were known to operate, or serve as hired muscle for gangs that ran gambling rings, brothels, protection rackets, and other similar activities. Many were petty thieves and muggers. The criminal segment gave the rōnin of the Edo period a persistent reputation of disgrace, with the image of thugs, bullies, cutthroats, and wandering vagrants.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Eiki-mun on April 28, 2015, 10:19:28 am
Indeed, the word ronin just means "samurai without a lord". While many ronin did become bandits, the closest possible equivalent would be to say that they're free agents in the samurai equivalent of the NFL.

Also, since we're finally talking about the Sengoku era, Of a Nobunaga did nothing wrong.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: RavynousHunter on April 28, 2015, 11:12:29 am
Except for looking suspiciously like Cao Cao in Warriors Orochi...  >.>
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Eiki-mun on April 28, 2015, 12:04:52 pm
Nothing. Wrong.
Title: Re: Jezebel Sinks Even Lower
Post by: Cloud3514 on April 28, 2015, 04:45:01 pm
Except for looking suspiciously like Cao Cao in Warriors Orochi...  >.>

Cao Cao ain't a crook!