I'm glad we have sword owners here. I'm interested in them, but since I'm so easily impressed, cutlasses are my favorite kind.
It's kind of odd, but everyone in town seems to own a machete either as part of their home defense arsenal, or for venturing through the thick brush around here. My family doesn't own one, but my grandmother has an extremely blunt one. She also has what looks like a sabre, but it's in deplorable condition. It has a fine coat of rust on it, and it's a really annoying shade of orange now. I don't even know how you can neglect a fucking sword like that to that point. Although it floods a lot around their home, and I assume it spent a lot of time underwater.