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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2550 on: May 16, 2015, 09:17:26 am »
Granted. And congratulations on your promotion to head of the Colombian drug cartel.

I wish I could go fishing tonight.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2551 on: May 19, 2015, 01:28:55 pm »
Granted. You manage to hook the Giant Man-Eating Trout, which devours you.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2552 on: May 20, 2015, 09:47:17 am »
Granted. You are unable to land without breaking every bone you have, though.

I wish I was the greatest fighter in the world in all forms of combat.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2553 on: May 20, 2015, 08:39:40 pm »
Granted, oh almighty Daemon Prince of Khorne.

I wish I didn't have to take the time to set myself on fire every time I go to jump off a post office- it really ruins the effect.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2554 on: May 20, 2015, 10:20:29 pm »
Granted. An acid bath will suffice except for formal occasions.

I wish to destroy my enemies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2555 on: May 20, 2015, 10:26:30 pm »
Granted- the maddening un-light burns their eyes to their socket, causing their heads to ignite in glorious flames. Burning down your house, of course!

I wish I had teeth on my feet.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2556 on: May 23, 2015, 03:14:44 am »
Granted. You also have very painful cavities in your feet teeth.

I wish the crows would all fuck off.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2557 on: May 23, 2015, 01:34:34 pm »
Granted. But whenever you look outside your window, you will see a small black shadow of damp flesh move about just in the corner of your sight- so you can never really get a good look at it. You will wonder what it is, for all time...

I wish the Hounds of Ty'ndalos would be more friendly. 
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2558 on: May 23, 2015, 02:31:09 pm »
Granted. They are all trying to hump your leg now.

I wish I could keep my job at the museum indefinitely (it's currently uncertain whether I can stay on after the summer season ends)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2559 on: May 24, 2015, 02:06:09 am »
Granted as they introduce a mummy exhibit that curses you to be unable to leave the museum.

I wish I had a new phone.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2560 on: May 24, 2015, 09:38:04 am »
Granted it only has a battery life of four hours.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2561 on: May 24, 2015, 10:20:01 am »
Granted. They all hate them, except for one who starts stalking you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2562 on: May 24, 2015, 02:47:17 pm »
Granted, you now have an overactive adrenal gland that gives you insomnia and makes you constantly paranoid.

I wish I could tell what everyone around me was thinking (and be able to turn this ability off when needed)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2563 on: May 24, 2015, 06:04:17 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, as soon as people find out you can hear their innermost thoughts, they start shunning you and you end up living out the rest of your life in utter isolation because no one wants to be around you.

I wish I had a nicer hat.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2564 on: May 25, 2015, 12:28:08 am »
Granted. Birds constantly shit on it.

I wish something interesting would happen to someone other than me.
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