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Offline Random Gal

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2565 on: May 25, 2015, 01:29:57 am »
Granted. Your worst enemy suddenly gets a billion dollars overnight.

I wish my relationships didn't constantly fail on me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2566 on: May 31, 2015, 12:12:58 am »
Granted, but as soon you're married, divorce is made illegal and you realize that you actually hate your spouse.

I wish I had a complete set of amiibo.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2567 on: May 31, 2015, 12:16:54 am »
Granted. You had to pay through the nose for every single one of them on eBay. Thank Hitler for easy, high interest credit... Right?

I wish the weather was sunnier.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2568 on: June 02, 2015, 11:43:49 pm »
Granted. 12 year drought, but not a cloud in that blue blue sky.

I wish it were legal for me to bonk hippies on the head with a wiffleball bat on Saturday afternoons from 1-4 local time.
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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2569 on: June 10, 2015, 12:18:55 am »
Granted, but now you have a line of tea partiers wielding wiffleball bats that want to bonk you because they think you're a hippie, too.

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2570 on: June 10, 2015, 12:26:12 am »
Granted but thanks to timey wimey...stuff you blow up so bad either way.


I wish I could finish working on this bloody script for a game I'm doing.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2571 on: August 05, 2015, 01:26:23 pm »
Granted. It sucks ass. Your ass, to be precise.

I wish I could be in many places at once.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2572 on: August 05, 2015, 04:46:06 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on August 05, 2015, 01:26:23 pm
Granted. It sucks ass. Your ass, to be precise.

I wish I could be in many places at once.

granted. your butt's in talahassee, your left leg is in omaha, your right arm in madrid...

i wish i had had lunch.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2573 on: August 05, 2015, 10:59:49 pm »
Granted. It gave you food poisoning.

I wish there was never a need to use the "had had" construction.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2574 on: August 05, 2015, 11:47:06 pm »
Granted, but the phrase that must be used instead is so long that even copying and pasting it takes three hours for a typical computer.

I wish I were asleep right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2575 on: August 06, 2015, 02:32:50 pm »
Granted. Except you're supposed to be at work.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2576 on: August 06, 2015, 05:58:36 pm »
Granted.  Unfortunately, you can only use them to move milk bottles, for some reason.

I wish I had some tasty salmon.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2577 on: August 07, 2015, 12:25:33 am »
Granted, but it is six weeks old and tastes like used diapers and sweaty Jock straps.

I wish I could go traveling.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2578 on: August 07, 2015, 12:30:42 am »
Granted, you're now capable of traveling as far as your local grocery store.

I wish for $1.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2579 on: August 07, 2015, 10:21:58 am »
Granted. It's on fire.

I wish for a high-liquidity prediction market.
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