Ha ha! Great idea!
I'll rise & chant the mantras of Durga & Kali at them! I might look ridiculous to some but if it's protest & the kids think the whole assembly is deranged, they may give me a pass!
OM DUM DURGAYEI NAMAHA!
OM KRIM KALIKAYEI NAMAHA!
OM EIM HRIM KLIM CHAMUDAIYEI VICCHEI NAMAHA!
Take that, crappy Demiurgic Fundie dingleberry band!
SO MOTE IT BE...BABY!