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Quote from: pyro on November 17, 2015, 04:47:15 pmMurder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.most people lack imagination, then. off the top of my head: eating babies, pulling a mengele, vivisection, politics...
Murder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Quote from: guizonde on November 17, 2015, 05:41:48 pmQuote from: pyro on November 17, 2015, 04:47:15 pmMurder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.most people lack imagination, then. off the top of my head: eating babies, pulling a mengele, vivisection, politics...Slavery...
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?
@ guizonde: I think I like the way you think.
Warning: Biohazardously Awesome
The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.
“Good lord, evolution, what is that?”“It’s a flannel moth caterpillar I just finished. Funny little guy, huh?”“It’s sort of… terrifying.”“What? Nah. Look, it’s mostly hair. Pretty irritating, maybe, but there’s not much room for brains under there. It can’t actually do anything.”“Okay, if you say so. But then where are you going to put it? Like, what is its ecological niche going to be?”“Oh, I don’t know. Do I have to think of everything? I mean, I guess it could run for president of the United States.”
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
Whadayano! There are competent actors in the porn industry after all!