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Granted, you broke your arm while jerking off. Have fun explaining that to your doctor.I wish shit was simpler.
10:46:06 AM versus 11:03:27 AM
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7
Granted. Unfortunately, there is a glitch in the system the very first time you use it and you arrive having been not unly turned inside out but also the stereoscopy of all your optically active molecues has been reversed.I wish for more white tigers.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!