I went to reserve a campsite for my trip at the end of the month. All booked up. No shark fishing this year.
What about that one lake in USA which is overrun by the Carp? Is that anywhere near where you live? (I know that USA is pretty damn big so the odds of it being next door are not that huge but there's a chance.)
In unrelated news, there was a news story about a lesbian couple who got a child with artificial insemination. The entire process ignored the other person in the couple. Like literally, they were being treated as if a single woman wanted a child and they had to write "partner" on all the forms since there was only a spot for "husband." When the child was born and it turned out to be a boy the social service office suddenly got nervous and complained to them that since the child has no father "who is going to teach him how to pee while standing up."
Not an exaggeration, the bureaucrats literally listed that as one of the several problems the couple had as parents...
This despite the fact that there are no legal issues preventing same-sex couples getting kids and all the (non-religious) authorities agree that a child does not need both a mother and father to grow up well. As long as they are raised by loving parent(s) and have other adults to use as role models.