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Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« on: May 15, 2015, 01:16:47 pm »
http://fusion.net/story/134163/silicon-valleys-startup-castle-is-looking-for-roommates-and-the-requirements-are-completely-bonkers/

I don't even know how to word how they think they're not breaking a number of discrimination laws with these requirements.  Let's take a look:

– Have a top-class degree or job with a strong math/science requirement

Well, right off the bat, I'm disqualified. However, if the money isn't coming from a illegal source, why does it matter what I do for a living?

– Exercise at least 15 hours in a normal week

What I do with my free time is not your problem.

– Commute by car less than 20% of the time (Bicycle commuter!)

And if I have a long commute that makes biking unfeasible? Or, worse, have a physical disability that makes it impossible?

– Prefer organized systems and common rules

OK, this one's fair.

– Like petting dogs

And if I don't like dogs?

And the disqualifiers:

– Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week

What I do with my free time is not your problem.

– Have more than 1 tattoo

What I put on my body is not your problem.

– Have ever attended more than 1 protest

Why are you so obsessed with restricting your tenants' free time.

– Make more than three posts a week to social media

And if social media is how I keep in touch with a lot of my family?

– Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day

While I understand that you don't want to be disturbed, which is fair, if I'm not bothering anyone, why does it matter what kind of music I like?

– Wear make-up more than twice a week

What I choose to wear is not your problem.

– Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500

What I spend my money on is not your problem.

– Have bills that get paid by somebody else

I get that you want tenants to be responsible, but if the money isn't coming from an illegal source, why do you care so much about where it comes from?

– Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents
– Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents

Yes, how DARE someone get gifts from their parents.

– Have more than one internet app date per week

See all the other comments about free time.

– Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space

I understand not wanting people to hog the fridge, that's fair, but why do you care what I eat?

– Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week
– Use marijuana more than twice a year

If I want to use these responsibly and I'm not bugging anyone with them, why do you care?

– Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once

Good job on literally BREAKING THE LAW with this one.

– Use any other drug more than twice in your entire life

What constitutes a drug? Is it stuff like meth or crack? If so, if I'm clean, why do you care? Is it stuff like tobacco? If so, see the comment about pot and alcohol. Or is it something like aspirin or cough medicine?

All this for the low price of $1000 to live in the same room as some other person or over $1700 for your own room. I get that Silicon Valley is one of the most expensive places to live in America, but this kind of stuff makes no sense to me.
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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2015, 02:16:17 pm »
Well, no one's forcing you to live there.
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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2015, 03:43:55 pm »
Well, no one's forcing you to live there.

So I'm not allowed to take the piss at people living up to pretty much every stereotype of Silicon Valley while actually illegally discriminating against disabled potential tenants.
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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2015, 04:10:54 pm »
Sounds great for the burgeoning Republican section of Silicon Valley residents, I'm sure.

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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2015, 04:44:02 pm »
I can't figure out what the fuck type of person they're going for, here. A lot of these things don't make sense when paired with the job/degree requirements. If you have a "top-class" job in that field, you're probably raking in some cash. Therefore, you're more likely to own some more expensive items, have a nice car that you frequently use, have a lot of shit in your fridge, and have more than three drinks in a week. It starts out more liberal with the bicycle commuter requirement, then goes the other way by banning protestors, multiple tattoos, and a shitload of music. I'd love to meet the motherfucker that somehow fits these qualifications.
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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2015, 04:50:24 pm »
Sounds boring as hell, and I wouldn't meet the education requirements. Yeah, that place can go screw.


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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2015, 05:02:52 pm »
Well, no one's forcing you to live there.

So I'm not allowed to take the piss at people living up to pretty much every stereotype of Silicon Valley while actually illegally discriminating against disabled potential tenants.

The weird thing is I know a number of Silicon Valley stereotypes who live in communal houses in the Bay Area and even they wouldn't pass those requirements.
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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2015, 05:34:38 pm »
I'm trying to figure out exactly where they're going and...I got nothing.

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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2015, 06:54:29 pm »
Sounds like they're going for some kind of "libertarian hipster" type to me.

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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2015, 06:59:50 pm »
It sounds like they're aiming to attract types like the antagonist from that Ex Machina movie.

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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2015, 09:59:27 pm »
Are we sure this isn't some kind of elaborate joke?

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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2015, 11:52:07 pm »
Are we sure this isn't some kind of elaborate joke?

I guess it's possible, but it seems legit. All evidence suggests Startup Castle really exists and I can confirm that ad went up. Harder to confirm it was them who posted it, but by now surely they would have said something.
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Re: Silicon Valley's "Startup Castle" is looking for tenants.
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2015, 12:27:33 am »
Actually, one of the castle's tenants or the landlord or something (I didn't search too terribly far out of not caring) commented on the article, calling people who criticize the ridiculous and illegal requirements ignorant or saying that they're wrong. Since the comments attach to Facebook, I see he's looking for people to hire to clean the place.

Sure it's not a foolproof, but I think it's safe to say that yes, Startup Castle is not a joke.
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