The ants in my bathroom Just. Won't. Die. I used the same fucking formula I used in my bedroom and in the kitchen, and it worked great in those areas, but these fucking bathroom bitches won't die. It's the same damn kind of ant, too. And what's more, after baiting for the first time, they'll swarm the bait for maybe six hours, then they won't touch it again, unlike the kitchen and bedroom ants. And if that weren't enough, these fucking cockmongling assholes avoid any and all baits like the damn plague after the first baiting, no matter what food I use, and no matter what the bait is in. Sugar? Nope. Honey? Nope. Syrup? Nope. Jam? Nope. Peanut butter? Nope. They absolutely will not touch it. This happened the last time they were in the bathroom, too.
What is it about being in the fucking bathroom that makes these assholes impossible to kill?! (In case you haven't noticed, I really fucking hate ants.)
Edit: Nevermind, they're finally gone.