I'm sorry Timmy, you can't be president because WES ALL GOIN DIE THIS YEAR!
Beth, you can't ever become a singer, COS 2012 HAHAHAHA
I got me an idea - since we're going to all die anyway - you negotiate the terms of your severance as of 12/21/12, you won't be needing the job anyway, right? So no biggy if you get fired the same day you die, nobody'll be around to laugh at you.
Except me.
On december 22nd
And it'll be hillarious
But you don't have the fuckin' balls to do it, because you know you're full of horseshit, right? I thought so.