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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2355 on: December 08, 2013, 10:44:24 pm »
But My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is pure gold! There was no other show that helped me feel better about my life! Before, I was complaining about my overwhelming chode covering up my GG Allen penis and how I'll live in my mother's basement all my lif, never fucking bitches ever. Now with My Little Pony (THIS IS NOT A FUCKING LITTLE GIRL'S SHOW, IT'S MANLY HAS HELL. THE NEW MANLINESS. DON'T ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME IT'S A GIRL'S SHOW, CUZ YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOURSELF) I feel better about my life. Twilight is my waifu, k? So is Fluttershy. NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT HER. Those poor future kids will never feel the same way with Gravity Falls, Wonder Over Yonder and Stephen Universe. FUCK THOSE FAGGOT SHOWS. My Little Pony is where it's all at. BRB, fapping Twilight again.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2356 on: December 09, 2013, 02:12:58 am »
It might be that I'm functioning on a low-sleep schedule but I don't know what you just said...

References to people who think My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is one of the greatest shows ever (it's not that good) and how I find it so hard to imagine what their lives were like before.

This was a joke response to the rigging of the Cartoon of 2013 polls.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2357 on: December 09, 2013, 08:36:09 am »
But My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is pure gold! There was no other show that helped me feel better about my life! Before, I was complaining about my overwhelming chode covering up my GG Allen penis and how I'll live in my mother's basement all my lif, never fucking bitches ever. Now with My Little Pony (THIS IS NOT A FUCKING LITTLE GIRL'S SHOW, IT'S MANLY HAS HELL. THE NEW MANLINESS. DON'T ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME IT'S A GIRL'S SHOW, CUZ YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOURSELF) I feel better about my life. Twilight is my waifu, k? So is Fluttershy. NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT HER. Those poor future kids will never feel the same way with Gravity Falls, Wonder Over Yonder and Stephen Universe. FUCK THOSE FAGGOT SHOWS. My Little Pony is where it's all at. BRB, fapping Twilight again.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2358 on: December 10, 2013, 12:46:47 am »
I was a bit suprised when I realised that my wife was showing the finnish dub of MLP:FIM to our older daughter. Apparently she wanted to see some new show (rather than demanding to see the same exact episode of one show several times in a row as she used to do.)
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2359 on: December 10, 2013, 01:03:17 am »
So, when the gold ring got flung into the fireplace, was I the only one half expecting elvish writing to appear on it?

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2360 on: December 10, 2013, 02:44:31 am »
So, when the gold ring got flung into the fireplace, was I the only one half expecting elvish writing to appear on it?

Would have been funny, but that would have been mixing references.

And you gotta admit, guys.  Daring Do being legit and passing her exploits off as fiction? Azzie (because fuck spelling out his name) being added to the 'rogue's gallery' of baddies? Dash being INCLUDED in the new book?!

... oh yeah.  It was dork-tastic.

... ... don't tell me none of you weren't dying of laughter when Dash and Twi were having the canon argument.
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2361 on: December 10, 2013, 03:55:44 am »
So, when the gold ring got flung into the fireplace, was I the only one half expecting elvish writing to appear on it?

Would have been funny, but that would have been mixing references.

And you gotta admit, guys.  Daring Do being legit and passing her exploits off as fiction? Azzie (because fuck spelling out his name) being added to the 'rogue's gallery' of baddies? Dash being INCLUDED in the new book?!

... oh yeah.  It was dork-tastic.

... ... don't tell me none of you weren't dying of laughter when Dash and Twi were having the canon argument.

I find it hilarious but I didn't actually laugh.

I'm just one of those people who tends to keep his emotions inside at all times.  I might smile or grin but actually getting me to sincerely laugh is hard.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2362 on: December 10, 2013, 06:54:59 am »
Would love to see "Azzie" make more appearances on the show, one cool looking villain.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2363 on: December 10, 2013, 02:44:54 pm »
Would love to see "Azzie" make more appearances on the show, one cool looking villain.

And his appearance is even legit... by which, I mean the show animators and artists actually did their homework on how he's supposed to look.  Points to them for historical references!
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2364 on: December 10, 2013, 11:48:41 pm »
Nope. I wasn't the only one.


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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2365 on: December 11, 2013, 05:37:17 am »
*flails!* oh, for the love of Luna's Glorious Teats!
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2366 on: December 13, 2013, 06:42:51 am »
Looks like we'll be getting more Scootaloo tommorow.

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2367 on: December 13, 2013, 01:17:43 pm »
Scootaloo? I thought it was Power Ponies this week.
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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2368 on: December 13, 2013, 02:25:29 pm »
No, that's next week. this week it's "Fight to the Finish" with Rainbow Dash and the CMC

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Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« Reply #2369 on: December 13, 2013, 02:57:50 pm »
Huh! I'm okay with this!
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