Bestiality with a dildo shaped sponge.You realise that sponges usually have a calcareous skeleton, right? Lots of tiny little pointy bits all over the sides. Very scratchy.
Aang- haven't seen Legend of Korra yet.Airplane. It's at least more fun than drowning and being crushed by immense pressure at the same time.
Fall out of an airplane without a parachute or be on a sub as it floods at the bottom of the ocean?
That is the question.
Fundamentalists working against equal rights: malicious or just stupid?
Vampires. There's nothing I'm more sick of than zombies right now.
Sephiroth. He's the only one I've heard of. *C*And that's the only reason anyone would choose Sephiroth over Kefka. :P Sephiroth just sat in his hole and threatened to destroy the world and become a god. Kefka actually succeeded. He's also 1000 times funnier.
Angels or demons?
Maces nothing says fuck you like a blunt piece of pointy metal hitting you in the face at high speeds.The Shins, because their name makes me want to kick them.
Semisonic (Late 90's Alt rock band) or The Shins(Another Alt Rock indie band)
Die a hero.Anti-hero. Heroes don't get stuff done.
Which would you rather be: A straight hero or an anti-hero?
My grandparents being naked in front of me I do not want to see my surrogate mother naked.
Bon Jovi or Genises?
Scimitar! It's cuuurved!Miku.
Luka or Miku?
Glaive.Sai. Easier to hide.
Trident or sai?
Dead with no afterlife.Biology.
Biology or physics?
Crimson Typhoon. Because FUCK all those kaiju that think grabbing two arms will be enough!Cyborg parts. Replaceable.
Would you rather be enhanced via cyborg parts (with artificial nerves and such, so no loss of sensation) or genetic manipulation?
*looks at the various wolf-themed super-heroes he's created over the years*
Gonna go with wolf on this one.
Ironbite-Shadowrun or Balder's Gate?
Titties, every time.Short.
Your ideal for a sex partner: Tall or short?
Fire type.Space. The final frontier.
Exploring deep space or the deep depths of the ocean?
Orgy, and it's rude to skip people.Star Trek. More utopia. And, sorry, didn't see the post from when I opened the page and it didn't do the usual warning.
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Kittenpile*A kittenpile is literally a pile of kittens. That said, The Mandarin.
Fighting The Mandarin or Doctor Doom? (Note: you have no superpowers against either).(click to show/hide)
The movie I never read the comicBugs. I hate both, but, bugs.
Which is worse?
Death by a thousand needles or death by thousands of bugs?
The first one. Never been one for drugs.Raven. I like goth girls, lol.
Raven or Starfire?
kittens! But puppies are fine too.Hamburgers.
Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Fire. I can cook shit with it.... tentacles.
Would you rather have sex with tentacles or Gene Simmons?
Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.Be a cat. The opportunity to be an adorable sociopath with no repercussions? Yes please.
Be a cat or dog?
Mario. Magic mushrooms.As in "going"? Down, please, because I have a dirty mind. ;)
Up or down?
Singing. I can't sing or dance to save my life, but I would rather listen to singing than watch dancing. Especially if it's Till Lindemann :PCold. I'm Canadian.
Heat or cold?
Strings.Singing. I can't sing or dance to save my life, but I would rather listen to singing than watch dancing. Especially if it's Till Lindemann :PCold. I'm Canadian.
Heat or cold?
Percussion or strings?
Narwhals cause they are awesome.Pokemon.
Pokemon or Digimon?
Luna.HAAAAAAAAAAAM! (large ham pun)
Ham or Sausage?
Cock.Hares, they're more badass.
Rabbit or Hare?
Chimpanzees.Wolves. Ever tried to get two cats to tolerate each other? Yeah, now imagine that situation except with cats that can knock your head right off your shoulders.
Wolves or tigers?
Writing.Chimpanzees.Wolves. Ever tried to get two cats to tolerate each other? Yeah, now imagine that situation except with cats that can knock your head right off your shoulders.
Wolves or tigers?
Reading or writing?
Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Greek/Roman. They're all horny assholes.Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
The Doctor, hands down. (Yahweh would then trow a temper tantrum, because he's a spoiled brat.)Greek/Roman. They're all horny assholes.Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
Who would win, The Doctor or Yahweh?
Melted cheese. Any of them.The Doctor, hands down. (Yahweh would then trow a temper tantrum, because he's a spoiled brat.)Greek/Roman. They're all horny assholes.Ocean. More interesting fish to see when you dive.Loch Ness Monster. Real life Magical Leopluradon? Yes please.
Which would be cooler to discover to be real: the Loch Ness Monster or the yeti?
Egyptian or Greek/Roman mythology?
Who would win, The Doctor or Yahweh?
Soft cheeses or hard cheeses?
Blue. I find it relaxing.Orange.
Orange or green?
Lesbian porn.FFDP
Ironbite-Five Finger Death Punch or Masterdon?
Um Lordi I guess I don't know what those are.Navy. My mother and both grandfathers were in it.
Navy or Army?
Navy SEALS.Um Lordi I guess I don't know what those are.Navy. My mother and both grandfathers were in it.
Navy or Army?
Navy SEALS or British SAS?
Sledgehammer.Chocolate chip.
Sugar or Chocolate chip cookie?
Snickerdoodle.Sledgehammer.Chocolate chip.
Sugar or Chocolate chip cookie?
Snickerdoodle or a Snickers with a doodle of it, too?
True retro.Wildfire.
Earthquake or wildfire?
Don't have either, but I'd take younger sister.True retro.Wildfire.
Earthquake or wildfire?
Younger brother or younger sister?
I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.In general, subs.
Subs or dubs?
I have no idea what you're talking about.I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.In general, subs.
Subs or dubs?
Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
FemShep. I have a thing for women who can kick my ass.I have no idea what you're talking about.I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.In general, subs.
Subs or dubs?
Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
MShep or FemShep?
Hmm, that's a really hard questi- SUMMER GLAU!FemShep. I have a thing for women who can kick my ass.I have no idea what you're talking about.I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.In general, subs.
Subs or dubs?
Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
MShep or FemShep?
Summer Glau or Eliza Dushku?
Hmm, that's a really hard questi- SUMMER GLAU!FemShep. I have a thing for women who can kick my ass.I have no idea what you're talking about.I don't have an older brother, and my older sister is probably my favourite person ever, so yeah.In general, subs.
Subs or dubs?
Spawn Adaptation: Live-Action Spawn or Animated Spawn?
MShep or FemShep?
Summer Glau or Eliza Dushku?
Knitting or crocheting?
Velvet.Autumn. Free of summer!
Spring or Autumn?
Summer. Snow is nice, but hot, scantily-clad women are nicer.Shield. Sword has range of a sword. Shield logically could just be held and let me go on a crime spree unstopped.
Would you rather have a sword that never misses its strike or a shield that intercepts all incoming attacks, negating them perfectly?
As there's no current question...Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na BATMAN!
Batman or Superman?
Captain America's shield. Everyone can use that. No way would I be worthy of the power of Thor.IDK what the Infinity Gauntlet does, so I'll say scepter.
Ironbite-Loki's scepter or the Infinity Gauntlet?
Captain America's shield. Everyone can use that. No way would I be worthy of the power of Thor.IDK what the Infinity Gauntlet does, so I'll say scepter.
Ironbite-Loki's scepter or the Infinity Gauntlet?
As far as Zelda goes: Ocarina of Time/Twilight Princess style or Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass style?
*points to the door* GET.....OUT!I refuse to get out simply because I'm not that big of a Marvel nerd.
Oh and Wind Waker because that shit was fucking DARK MAN.
Ironbite-method of transportation in Zelda: Horseback riding or Sailing?
Xenomorphs, because I actually like the Alien movies. Well...the first two and "Prometheus", at any rate....you liked Prometheus? o_0
Animorphs or Goosebumps?
PC *joins SD behind the blast shield*Milk chocolate.
Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
Cyclops.Plusle.
Plusle or Minun?
Lanius would probably be the easier opponent.
(Not by the game stats but by simple reasoning. Horrigan is a power armour wearing mutant supersoldier armed with a plasmagun and a huge blade. Lanius is a human in a non-powered armour, with a huge sword. Neither is a pushower but out of the two Horrigan is scarier.)
Jetpack or a flying bike?
Hmm tough I like bolth, but I will have to go with Ash mostly due to the fact she reminds me of my ex (who coincidentally is actually named Ashley.)Rollorcoaster Tycoon. I like building rollorcoasters that launch people into the neighboring park (Or, when I'm in a bad mood, the neighboring galaxy).
Tycoon games!
Zoo Tycoon or Rollercoaster Tycoon?
Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.Dog, I can be a puppy and everyone will think I'm adorable!
Be a cat or dog?
I don't get it.Yellow Lantern. I no wanna be a zombie.Dog, I can be a puppy and everyone will think I'm adorable!
Be a cat or dog?
Normal Star Saber or INSANE FUNDIE Star Saber from IDW.
Raven.
Gold or silver?
Drawn.
Would you rather be messily devoured by a polar bear or a great white shark?
Fallout. I like the music, the world, and the artstyle more.Drawn.
Would you rather be messily devoured by a polar bear or a great white shark?
Polar bear. By the time I'm messily devoured, I most likely would have already died of hypothermia
Bethesda RPG franchises: Fallout or The Elder Scrolls?
Portal, as it's the only one I've played.28 Days Later. I'm not scared of anything that moves in slow motion.
Zombie franchises: George Romero's "Dead" movies or "28 Days Later"?
Portal, as it's the only one I've played.Left 4 Dead. I play it with my cousin and no matter what else happens, I end up saving his ass over and over again.
Zombie franchises: George Romero's "Dead" movies or "28 Days Later"?
Fire. If humans had never learned to make/control fire, then our lives at this moment would fucking suck. Also, I love watching things burn. Scared the hell out of my parents when I went through the burn-every-type-of-material-you-can-find phase.Digital. Quicker to read, more features, more obvious if dead or broke.
Watches: digital, or analogue (with hands)
X-Com. Both units are likely to be slaughtered to the man but at least X-com isn't run/owned by people who send them to be killed on purpose.
Alien species in sci-fi: Would you prefer them to be ridiculously humanlike (green skinned space babes, fake ears and latex foreheads etc.) or utterly incomprehensible star-fish aliens with minds and ethics completely foreign to humans? (Just these extremes, not third option.)
Hedgehogs. Cuter and less likely to do serious damage with their quills.
Would you rather be forced to kill and eat a beloved pet to avoid starvation, or commit cannibalism for the same reason?
Ribs with BBQ. I don't like applesauce.Hedgehogs. Cuter and less likely to do serious damage with their quills.
Would you rather be forced to kill and eat a beloved pet to avoid starvation, or commit cannibalism for the same reason?
I'd probably kill the pet. I'm not particularly sentimental about animals, and I couldn't kill a person to eat them. Even assuming the person is already dead, by the time i'm desperate enough to commit cannibalism they would have started to decompose and i'd be too worried about food poisoning to eat them. Unless it was a situation like the film Alive, where the bodies were cold from being in icy conditions. In which case, bring on the cannibalism!
If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive how would you eat the human flesh?
Roast human with apple sauce or human ribs with BBQ sauce?
Cooked human flesh. Less chance of food poisoning.
Famous cannibals of history: Sweeney Todd or Alferd Packer?
Victorian era.Cooked human flesh. Less chance of food poisoning.
Famous cannibals of history: Sweeney Todd or Alferd Packer?
Sweeney Todd. He was fictional, so can you have all the fun of cannibalism without the tragedy of real victims.
Which Sweeney is better?
Victorian cannibal Sweeney Todd or 1970s British police drama The Sweeney?
Red OniStormcloak.
Ironbite-Stormcloak, Imperial, or DEATH TO ALL THINGS NOT DRAGONBORN!
Dragonborn.Fifty Shades. At least I like BDSM
Which horrible book series would you rather read
The Fifty Shades of Grey series or The Twilight Saga?
Whichever one Jerry Falwell thought was gay.
Atheist military chaplains: Dumb idea or smart?
Agreed. And, for a question, orwellian Religion or orwellian Government?Whichever one Jerry Falwell thought was gay.
Atheist military chaplains: Dumb idea or smart?
That would be Tinky Winky.
Smartish? There should be someone for atheists to talk to, but calling them a chaplain just seems ridiculous to me.
Orwellian government. You can overthrow a government.
Smart zombies or stupid zombies?
Having spent time in prison, I can tell you without a doubt in my mind that the death penalty is more humane than life in prison without parole.Mouthfuls by far.
Boobies: Mouthfuls or mountains?
Timmed I guess...Grapes, because for whatever reason my cat loves playing with grapes but won't touch cherries. It's adorable.
Cherries or grapes?
Sectoids. The Xenomorphs don't have spaceships, plasmaguns and psychic abilities. With them the biggest problem is that some strange regulation demands that every group fighting agaisnt Xenomorphs must have one corporate guy/girl who will backstab everyone during an attempt to capture/control the Xenomorphs.Vampire. I can pass undetected.
Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?
No, I'd prefer to see it coming.No. First off, as much as I hate a lot of this world, I wouldn't abandon my paranoid schizophrenic girlfriend to it. Secondly, she'd likely unplug it if I did, because it would be the biggest dick move in the universe if I did.
If the technology existed to upload your consciousness into a computer simulation that perfectly duplicated all of your senses and allowed you to control your VR environment in any way you wished, would you do it?
What, so I get to be exactly like me, but somehow even more handsome*, much more durable, and able to switch back on or get put back together once switched off or broken? I'm not seeing a downside. Yes.Galactus. Use all of the former Soviet nukes (including all Tsar bombs) and all of America's. Should work. He can't eat a sun. As for my question before, I know people who wouldn't, because they fear it wouldn't be "them" or losing their humanity (father and girlfriend, respectively). That's why I asked.
Fighting Mr. Mxyzptlk (without the name-stating weakness) or Galactus? Note: only weapons and personnel from this universe (i.e. the non-fictional real world) are available.(click to show/hide)
Raven, no debate about this.Chocolate ice cream.
Both may be dangerous in their own way but Quinn is completely psycho, Raven only when possessed by her father. (I doubt I'd survive the night with Quinn either and she'd probably make me pretend I'm "Mister J" or something.)
Ice cream or chocolate?
Ice cream or chocolate?Chocolate ice cream.
Brony since I know more of them.Truth (also, ^_^ you knew that it's the Ur-Didact). He's kinda a little bitch. Hell, Regret was tougher.
Which Halo villain would you rather go up against
Ur-Didact (Halo 4) or Prophet of Truth (Original Trilogy)
Depends. If I had a sealed suit of power armour like the SPARTAN-IIs, then I'd pick the flood, because they're fucking dumb. If I was just a marine with shitty body armour and nothing else, then I'd pick the covenant because I'd probably have a better chance of not dying.The Halo 4 version. It looks realer to me. The Halo 3 version always looked a bit more impractical to me.
Aesthetically, which version of the Master Chief's Mjolnir Mark VI armour do you prefer, the Halo 3 version, or the Halo 4 version?
Time.Eloi.
Eloi or Morlocks?
Quarians. I prefer their females.Protheans. At least Javik is amusing.
Douchebag Mass Effect aliens: Protheans or Batarians?
RenagonQuarians. I prefer their females.Protheans. At least Javik is amusing.
Douchebag Mass Effect aliens: Protheans or Batarians?
Paragon or renegade?
Marathon. That was a BITCHIN' battle, and it gave us both an Olympic event and the name of a popular sports equipment brand!
You find yourself uncontrollably sexually attracted to a family member. Would you rather it be a sibling or one of your parents?
Marathon. That was a BITCHIN' battle, and it gave us both an Olympic event and the name of a popular sports equipment brand!
You find yourself uncontrollably sexually attracted to a family member. Would you rather it be a sibling or one of your parents?
Singling. That way, there's no chance of it fucking up my parents' marriage if this uncontrollable sexual attraction goes way farther than it should.
Incest or cannibalism?
Penguins they look cute to meAlduin. He went down like medicine with a spoon full of sugar.
Which final boss dragon would you rather battle?
Alduin or Fell Dragon Grima?
Yavin. Nothing like blowing up a space station the size of a small moon.Movie (uncut). It stuck to its internal rule of Doctor Manhattan being the only human with superpowers, instead of pulling psychics out of it's ass. Plus, I like to see Alan Moore pissed off.
Watchmen: Comic or movie?
Nolan, no question.Free-for-all orgy. I'd enjoy being fucked by and fucking tons of people, and also would enjoy watching others fuck.
Would you rather be a participant in a free-for-all orgy or the centerpiece of a gangbang?
Striker Eureka. Because FUCK anything that tries to get you in a grapple!I'd flip a coin. I don't care either way, so long as it was androgynous.
Your body is terminally ill, but your brain can be saved by transplanting it into a cyborg body that can look however you like, perfectly duplicates all human senses (plus a few more) and is several times stronger and faster than any human. Would you rather your new body be male or female?
Assuming I could space it out so I didn't have to eat it all at one sitting, the meat.Depends. If the werewolf lacks control over the transformed form, obviously vampire. If the werewolf can't choose when to transform but is mentally completely in control as a wolfie, werewolf. If the werewolf can choose when to transform and has complete control, werewolf. If the vampire still has a moral compass (unlike Buffyverse vampires usually), however, then I would say vampire for sure, despite all that.
Would you rather date a vampire or werewolf?
Gene Simmons. At least his make-up doesn't come with spikes. And have you seen what he can do with his tongue?
Chocolate or vanilla?
Openly express since I do that already.
Best Daft Punk Album?
Random Access Memories or Discovery?
The funny bone thing sounds less dangerous, although I suspect you'd become desensitised to both in due course.797. I don't ship Stark and Rogers.
Marvel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Multiverse) Earth-797 or Earth-3490?
Marvel. It sets its stories (mostly) in real-world locations and is braver about tackling tough issues through allegory. Not perfect, but better than DC's well-deserved reputation for cheap escapism.Buddhism. No god(s), five common-sense guidelines, and general chillness are big pluses.
Buddhism or Taoism?
Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.Where's the question?
You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
There is none. You have no control over your own actions and are doomed to obey the orders of your cruel and merciless overdudes. Now get in that timemachine and kill Hitler like you were told.Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.Where's the question?
You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
There is none. You have no control over your own actions and are doomed to obey the orders of your cruel and merciless overdudes. Now get in that timemachine and kill Hitler like you were told.Yes. Overpopulation goes down, as does the threat of nuclear war.Where's the question?
You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. However, Israel doesn't exist, either.
Here is a question:
Would you rather travel to Paris or Venice?
You can travel back in time and kill Hitler and he'll be replaced with a good person, but eugenics never dies, nor does anyone really understand the horrors of genocide. Israel doesn't exist, either. Or, you can leave things alone. What do you do?Oh, okay.
Fiction. Good fiction makes so much more sense than real life.A flail. I'd paint flames on it and call it my "Epic Flail".
Would you rather wield a warhammer or a flail?
A big honking Hawkgirl-esque mace, because there's no better way to work out interpersonal issues than bludgeoning people with a large phallic object. Plus, it's probably easier to switch from mace to sword than from sword to mace, because maces are almost certainly heavier (although it depends on the type of sword).Fiction. Good fiction makes so much more sense than real life.A flail. I'd paint flames on it and call it my "Epic Flail".
Would you rather wield a warhammer or a flail?
Would you rather wield a sword or a mace?
The Animated Series. I love Beyond, I love the Bruce and Terry dynamic. I love the focus on Terry's life and him doing things different. I love the soundtrack. I love the new villains. But, TAS started it all, and made some of the best television, ever.Unlimited because flaming hot damn that show was cool.
Justice League or Justice League Unlimited?
Comic books. The move felt like it failed to live up to what it could be. It's not a bad movie, mind, but it could've been better.Not familiar with either, but Imma go with the Bruce Willis one.
Which is a better Fifth Element: Aristotle's aether, or the movie with Bruce Willis?
Depends on my mood. Early Manson for anger, calming down, or more activist mindsets. Later Manson for romance, relationship strife, or boredom.I tend to favor a mix of both, although I will violently defend the obscure songs.
Your favorite band's hits or obscure stuff?
Tony Stark copes much much better with the death of his dad then Bruce ever did with the deaths of his parents.I dunno lol.
Ironbite-better MCU suits: Mark 4 or Mark 7?
Threesome. If you get too many participants, they start running together and becoming indistinguishable.Twin threesome.
Twin threesome or hentacles?
Private airplane.
Would you rather lose a finger or a toe?
Curtains.
Twerking or Gangnam Style?
Ninjas. Less likely to rape you.Naginata, more erotic.
Pole weapons: Naginata or trident?
Since you didn't ask, potatoes.Sex
Root beer or cream soda?
Gravemind. One nuke, and he's done.The idea here is to give two DIFFERENT choices.
Ironbite-eating some raw sewage or listening to Ken Ham?