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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1740 on: July 06, 2013, 03:07:10 pm »
Granted, it was an epic success and bards sing songs of it all across the realm. Unfortunately, nobody believes you did it.


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1741 on: July 06, 2013, 05:16:18 pm »
Granted. They have no talent, however, and all their songs are annoying as hell.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1742 on: July 06, 2013, 07:37:16 pm »
Granted. You're now a workaholic.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1743 on: July 06, 2013, 07:43:38 pm »
Granted but you create a demonic rock monster that kills everyone if they don't worship it.

I wish I had a fluffy Ironbite.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1744 on: July 06, 2013, 07:56:24 pm »
Granted.  Like the real one, it kills you and eats your soul/spark.

Ironbite-once more I wish for so much fish people's pants explode.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1745 on: July 06, 2013, 08:05:08 pm »
Granted.  Like the real one, it kills you and eats your soul/spark.

Ironbite-once more I wish for so much fish people's pants explode.
Granted. The fish, however, have pants, and their pants fill with fish until they explode and so on and so forth until the entire universe is drowned in fish.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1746 on: July 06, 2013, 08:15:24 pm »
Granted. You are the wiener of a man named Oscar Mayer.

I wish to be a licensed, successful scuba instructor.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1747 on: July 06, 2013, 08:27:33 pm »
Granted. You are the wiener of a man named Oscar Mayer.

I wish to be a licensed, successful scuba instructor.
Granted, but you die of drowning one day.

I wish I had all the powers the Christian God is supposed to have.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1748 on: July 06, 2013, 09:27:36 pm »
Granted. You try to create a rock so large even you cannot lift it and vanish in a puff of logic.

I wish the next person to make a wish would make this wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1749 on: July 06, 2013, 09:44:42 pm »
Granted. You try to create a rock so large even you cannot lift it and vanish in a puff of logic.

I wish the next person to make a wish would make this wish.
Granted, but it will kill the thread.

I wish the next person to make a wish would make this wish.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1750 on: July 07, 2013, 12:15:31 pm »
Granted but they explode before voicing their wish.

I wish I had a plushie Sleepy.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1751 on: July 07, 2013, 12:43:18 pm »
Granted but they explode before voicing their wish.

I wish I had a plushie Sleepy.
Granted, but as you sleep, it comes to life and molests you.

I wish for a dish of fish with a person named Tish.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1752 on: July 07, 2013, 03:37:30 pm »
Granted but Tish is possessed by Ironbite.

I wish for the power to kill Ironbite.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2013, 03:44:05 pm by MadmanJohnson »
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1753 on: July 07, 2013, 03:44:44 pm »
Granted, but something goes wrong in the cloning process and it turns into a zombie driven by the two most primal urges of mankind...to eat and to mate. So it eats your face while raping you.

I wish my mind didn't go to such disturbing places all the time.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1754 on: July 07, 2013, 04:27:45 pm »
Granted now but in the process you are given the mental state of a three year old child...enjoy.


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