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Offline Osama bin Bambi

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #315 on: February 06, 2012, 08:16:42 pm »
Granted. LHM, cestlefun, rosenewock, and WMDkitty come back.

I wish I had delicious high-quality sushi for lunch every day. For free.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #316 on: February 06, 2012, 08:24:36 pm »
Granted; but you have to watch film of dolphins dying on Japanese fishing boats while you eat it.

I wish for a pound of totally legal, fair trade diamonds.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #317 on: February 06, 2012, 08:38:41 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 06, 2012, 08:16:42 pm
Granted. LHM, cestlefun, rosenewock, and WMDkitty come back.
But of course, who else would I test my new Internet-deployed neurotoxin on?

Granted, but they are from the planet Midnight

I wish that I could go back in time and prevent Chell from having the traumatizing experience of existing!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #318 on: February 08, 2012, 12:16:46 am »
Granted. Instead, you get Gordon Freeman as a test subject.

I wish I had a crowbar.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #319 on: February 08, 2012, 12:21:50 am »
Granted, it's buried in your skull.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Gatorade.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #320 on: February 08, 2012, 12:25:04 am »
Granted it's the worst flavor GRAPE

I wish I had a puppy or a snake or something to talk to and cry my feelings out into.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #321 on: February 08, 2012, 03:25:46 am »
Granted, but the snake-dog hybrid will just ignore everything you say and do.

I wish I had a nice car.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #322 on: February 08, 2012, 03:38:17 am »
Granted, but you leave it overnight in a neighbourhood where one is ill advised to leave a nice car. You return in the morning to find a burned out hulk sat on breeze blocks.

I wish for a nice cool glass of Guinness.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #323 on: February 08, 2012, 02:06:18 pm »
Wish granted.  It's horrendously stale.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #324 on: February 08, 2012, 02:59:45 pm »
Wish denied!

I wish for a hot boyfriend.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #325 on: February 08, 2012, 03:58:34 pm »
Granted, but he's so obsessed with your genitals that they never leave his mouth and begin to rot in there.

I wish I could ace a class without doing any of the homework.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #326 on: February 08, 2012, 05:42:32 pm »
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #327 on: February 08, 2012, 08:54:10 pm »
Quote from: N. De Plume on February 08, 2012, 05:42:32 pm
Granted. Your professors turn into super-villains and hound you day and night, calling you “Brilliant but Lazy.”

I wish I had electrokinesis.
Granted, but you electrocute yourself constantly since you never figure out how to use your powers safely.

I wish for the interview I have tomorrow to go well and get me a job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #328 on: February 08, 2012, 09:09:18 pm »
Granted, but your closest co-worker is a mormon who spends half the day bitching about liberals taking over with Muslims, of which Obama is one of them.

I wish to own a legal copy of Batman: Arkham City for free, right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #329 on: February 08, 2012, 09:24:52 pm »
Granted, all the dialogue and written content is in Chinese.

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