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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #525 on: March 17, 2012, 11:36:53 am »
Granted it kills you


I wish i could not fear coming out to my family.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #526 on: March 17, 2012, 12:37:31 pm »
Granted. They now fear coming out to you!

I wish I had the perfect pillow.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #527 on: March 17, 2012, 01:01:49 pm »
Granted. It is also a pet. It’s a pillow pet!

I wish for an awesome bedroom dresser.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #528 on: March 17, 2012, 08:15:07 pm »
Granted, you get a lady trying to dress your bedroom in all sorts of trendy outfits.

I wish I could relieve pain and its sources at will.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #529 on: March 17, 2012, 09:55:43 pm »
Granted. Use the following technique.
1. Load gun
2. Place end of barrel against head
3. Pull trigger.
You'll never feel pain again.

I wish decent porn was easier to find.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #530 on: March 17, 2012, 11:33:07 pm »
Granted. Use the following technique.
1. Load gun
2. Place end of barrel against head
3. Pull trigger.
You'll never feel pain again.

I wish decent porn was easier to find.
Granted. It's decent vore porn.

I wish I had Brock Sampson as a bodyguard.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #531 on: March 18, 2012, 12:02:10 am »
Granted, but one night while you're asleep, he holds you down, forces your mouth open, takes a shit in it and runs away, never to be seen again.

I wish for some Mountain Dew.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #532 on: March 18, 2012, 12:20:21 am »
Granted. It’s the latest shittiest, substandard “vote a flavor” version.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #533 on: March 18, 2012, 05:43:55 am »
Wish granted.  They want your penis and scrotum in return.  I mean in the "let's surgically remove them" sense.

I wish I could sleep in more often.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #534 on: March 18, 2012, 03:48:52 pm »
Wish granted.  They want your penis and scrotum in return.  I mean in the "let's surgically remove them" sense.

I wish I could sleep in more often.

Granted. You get fired.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #535 on: March 18, 2012, 06:59:35 pm »
Granted, but all the sprites are replaced with penises.

I wish I was doing better in Calculus.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #536 on: March 18, 2012, 07:03:18 pm »
Granted, but all the sprites are replaced with penises.

I wish I was doing better in Calculus.

Granted but you're doing worse in English.

I wish I could think of something clever to think about.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #537 on: March 18, 2012, 07:33:20 pm »
Granted, but you forget how to breathe.

I wish food wasn't so expensive.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #538 on: March 18, 2012, 07:45:50 pm »
Granted. But the energy costs to run your stove is now prohibitively expensive. Hope you like your meat raw.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #539 on: March 18, 2012, 09:39:07 pm »
Granted. You get murdered by your anti-Semitic son.

I wish someone would get that reference.
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