As the Equestria Daily representative here, Madman, I'm going to make it a formal request. Think of me as Knighty or Sethisto here on this forum. This is the pony thread. Keep it in here, friend. We've had a couple dust-ups already that would make Celestia and Nightmare Moon's war look like nothing, and we'd like to avoid another, if you would.
That being said? I know of worse fics. I'm EqD, we've gotten 'And Then Applebloom Was A Princess'. Seven hundred words of crap that would make even Discord look twice and make it explode for being too terrible.