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Title: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on May 12, 2012, 01:41:42 am
1) Winter Wipeout? You mean that show where people go through the obstacle courses to win money? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
2) P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S! P-E-N-I-S!
3) The guy behind her is hilarious.
4) Whitney Houston's dead naked body has something to do with gays, I guess.
5) Don't go gay, and don't lick anuses, you'll get sepsis! And literally die in 1/2 an hour!
6) Hillary Clinton went gay in college, therefor dorms should only have single-sex rooms.
7) HAHAHA! Guy behind her is still hilarious.
8) If I was there, the "guy died of AIDS and ruptured intestines, as his partner became a corpse" is the point where I would have lost it and been escorted out of the room laughing my ass off.
9) Aww, only a minute left?
10) Kids in California schools can't stop raping each other because of gays.
11) OMG! The Judas thing! I can't believe she managed to fit in something so fantastic near the end!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/11/nebraska-woman-homophobia-rant-video_n_1509580.html

That was fun.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Radiation on May 12, 2012, 01:48:21 am
What the hell is this?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 12, 2012, 02:00:24 am
This is so sad it's fucking HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Witchyjoshy on May 12, 2012, 04:07:28 am
What the actual fuck!?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Fpqxz on May 12, 2012, 04:24:26 am
What kind of lunatic goes to a public city council meeting and makes such a rambling and disgusting speech?  She must have mental problems.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Vypernight on May 12, 2012, 05:10:30 am
What kind of lunatic goes to a public city council meeting and makes such a rambling and disgusting speech? 
A republican?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 12, 2012, 06:31:03 am
I've read Dolan Duck comics that were more coherent than this.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: DrFishcake on May 12, 2012, 09:27:48 am
Can't wait to see the memes.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Smurfette Principle on May 12, 2012, 10:09:16 am
...Is she a living Mabus thread?

I think she's a living Mabus thread, the entire time I was watching this, I was expecting her to start holding up pictures of vacuums and jetpack squirrels as she ranted. Either that or what she's reading from was a copy-pasted spam message of the same type.

Oh, gosh, I KNEW something about her sounded familiar.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: ironbite on May 12, 2012, 01:54:40 pm
What is it about love and tolerance that these idiots don't understand!?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Shane for Wax on May 12, 2012, 02:15:15 pm
My reaction(s) below:

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp9h0j5CVh1qfq5i0.gif)

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhf5cpEz2Z1qbthh0o1_500.gif)

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpb3bi1EZS1qj4mo9o1_500.jpg)

And as a bonus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRIxp-riuWg
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Cataclysm on May 12, 2012, 02:41:08 pm
Please tell me she was sent by the Onion...
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Thejebusfire on May 12, 2012, 02:44:00 pm
Was she trying to say that gays love violence?
Wouldn't that make the authors of the bible gay?
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: gomer21xx on May 12, 2012, 02:58:34 pm
What is this, I don't even...
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 12, 2012, 03:30:21 pm
I think the woman in the OP is certainly well on the road to dementia. Her speech was not very organized or coherent, and she makes ridiculous claims about other people (Hillary Clinton is a lesbian? lol wut?) and she is incredibly paranoid to boot.

Again, I hope she ends up as a meme alongside the likes of "EAT DA POO POO."
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: VirtualStranger on May 12, 2012, 08:07:10 pm
I just love the reactions of the guy sitting behind her. He looks like he's struggling not to burst into laughter.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 12, 2012, 08:22:08 pm
I just love the reactions of the guy sitting behind her. He looks like he's struggling not to burst into laughter.

Yeah, that guy is a boss. Someone track him down so I can give him a medal, please.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: QueenofHearts on May 12, 2012, 08:32:37 pm
The only thing you can do in response to this is laugh. You can't get offended, you can't get angry, and you can't use facts because then you are the one that gets upset or you wind up wasting your time while she continues to live in her little fantasy land.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 12, 2012, 10:47:02 pm
The only thing you can do in response to this is laugh. You can't get offended, you can't get angry, and you can't use facts because then you are the one that gets upset or you wind up wasting your time while she continues to live in her little fantasy land.
Au contraire. You can send her obscene amounts of gay porn.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 13, 2012, 12:00:34 am
The elderly woman behind her apparently spoke too, and was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0fNv2bAmE
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Barbarella on May 13, 2012, 08:34:40 am
The elderly woman behind her apparently spoke too, and was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0fNv2bAmE

I'm gonna post this on Facebook right now and ask folks to share it like crazy make it viral.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 13, 2012, 11:16:26 am
Oops.  Didn't see Miles had already posted the same video. :P. At least it's something that deserves to get as much attention as possible.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Blood God Nipso on May 16, 2012, 05:13:55 am
Yeah... turns out she's schizophrenic. Pretty disturbing that nobody figured that out just from listening to her speak. It's Poe's law taken to its logical extreme.
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Star Cluster on May 16, 2012, 07:16:28 am
The video in the OP link has been mad e private, but here is another one made at the same time.  And, yeah, she lives in an assisted living facility and had been found incompetent.  Don't know how she managed to escape get away from the facility and into this meeting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W55ROPlF53A
Title: Re: Nebraska Woman Offers Graphic Homophobic Rant
Post by: Qlockworkcanary on May 16, 2012, 07:39:29 am
I wanna know what this "homicider" stuff is? Is it like Apple Cider? Can I get it by the gallon?

Schizophrenic or not, this lady is the poster child of the Tea Party: phobic, incoherent, and paranoid.

And the guy in the background was great!