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Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
Keep in mind, some of that has to be sarcasm.
-There's considerable skepticism about Barack Obama's religion with Republican voters in them. In Mississippi only 12% of voters think Obama's a Christian to 52% who think he's a Muslim and 36% who are not sure. In Alabama just 14% think Obama's a Christian to 45% who think he's a Muslim and 41% who aren't sure.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
I just thought Fraulein Faustus was a close teutonic approximation to mlle antichrist, but the Gretchen thing has me intrigued.
Well I suppose Gretchen kind of ends up as Mrs Faust. Which would I guess make you Frau Faust rather than FrauleinBut you should totally become Fraulein Faustus, a devil's bargain for the post-feminist age. Mephistopheles wants the women's souls too.Oh and you can use rohypnol and duct tape instead of magic powers to seduce your Gretchen (or if you want to play it straight, Greg)