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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on November 16, 2018, 01:19:40 pm

Title: Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe
Post by: Jacob Harrison on November 16, 2018, 01:19:40 pm
I can get you guys and others to help me with my plan to restore the true heir to the throne by showing you that it is a cause of social justice. The Wars of the Roses happened because the Yorkists claimed the throne by being senior in primogeniture because they were descended from the daughter of Lionel Duke of Clarence who did not have any sons. The Lancasterians claimed the throne by descent of John of Gaunt since they were misogynists who didn’t think that females should inherit the throne.

The Yorkists were therefore on the feminist side of the Wars of the Roses and Elizabeth II is descended from the Lancasterian side. Therefore for the cause of social justice, you and others should support having the Yorkist heir put on England’s throne. Therefore join my society.
Title: Re: Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe
Post by: rookie on November 17, 2018, 10:34:19 am
I've already been a part of a society that overthrew two different governments while I was a part of them. I've found it's a game for the younger crowd. And the older I get, the less it seems worth the blood shed. Not to mention you really really misread the room using social justice as an excuse to go off to war.
Title: Re: Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 18, 2018, 07:54:01 am
I can get you guys and others to help me with my plan to restore the true heir to the throne by showing you that it is a cause of social justice. The Wars of the Roses happened because the Yorkists claimed the throne by being senior in primogeniture because they were descended from the daughter of Lionel Duke of Clarence who did not have any sons. The Lancasterians claimed the throne by descent of John of Gaunt since they were misogynists who didn’t think that females should inherit the throne.

The Yorkists were therefore on the feminist side of the Wars of the Roses and Elizabeth II is descended from the Lancasterian side. Therefore for the cause of social justice, you and others should support having the Yorkist heir put on England’s throne. Therefore join my society.
Jacob, it's 2018.

Yes, really-it's 2018. The War of the Roses has been and gone besides, absolute monarchy, lol-no, you-running anything competently. Lol, no!
Title: Re: Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe
Post by: chad sexington on November 18, 2018, 09:50:54 pm
... you're not advocating sedition, are you?  Because that's a good way to get a visit from the security services of several different countries, depending on where you are.
Title: Re: Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe
Post by: ironbite on November 19, 2018, 04:13:11 am
He actually is.  He thinks he's not because he does not recognize the authority of the current governments but he really is advocating sedition.

Ironbite-i believe the penalty for that is hanging
Title: Re: Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe
Post by: Skybison on November 19, 2018, 01:49:08 pm
Please, as S JEW Ws we support cultures that are invaded by colonialism.  We support returning all of Europe to the Neanderthals and will settle for nothing less.