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Offline davedan

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2018, 08:06:18 pm »
Case. Case! I'm talking about honour you little pussy. I'm talking about defending my honour. By way of duel. But I am no Spadassin - I will fight you with my cock.
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Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2018, 08:10:06 pm »
Quote from: davedan on July 30, 2018, 08:06:18 pm
Case. Case! I'm talking about honour you little pussy. I'm talking about defending my honour. By way of duel. But I am no Spadassin - I will fight you with my cock.

How can you beat me in a duel with your cock?
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2018, 08:11:48 pm »
I'm going to bludgeon you to death
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2018, 08:14:32 pm »
Quote from: davedan on July 30, 2018, 08:11:48 pm
I'm going to bludgeon you to death

But you don’t know where I live, so how are you going to find me?
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2018, 08:16:41 pm »
So you have no honour? Come and take my cock like a man.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2018, 08:20:23 pm »
Quote from: davedan on July 30, 2018, 08:16:41 pm
So you have no honour? Come and take my cock like a man.

It is foolish to duel to the death over a woman. It is a sign of maturity for you to accept that Beverly is no longer yours.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2018, 08:32:56 pm »
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2018, 09:04:48 pm »
Jacob I'm afraid you need to re-upload the oink video to assuage davedan's honor, lest he try and find you and ergo go after you!
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2018, 10:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 30, 2018, 08:20:23 pm
Quote from: davedan on July 30, 2018, 08:16:41 pm
So you have no honour? Come and take my cock like a man.

It is foolish to duel to the death over a woman. It is a sign of maturity for you to accept that Beverly is no longer yours.
C'mon son, take the righteous, avenging cock! A few hail Mary's, a bit of change in thw plate and you'll be fine.

Take the righteous cock!
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2018, 01:25:39 am »
Or, failing that, fight against the most unrighteous, heinous, chariot-riding cock - the great Demon Lord Mara!

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2018, 04:01:24 am »
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 30, 2018, 08:20:23 pm
Quote from: davedan on July 30, 2018, 08:16:41 pm
So you have no honour? Come and take my cock like a man.

It is foolish to duel to the death over a woman. It is a sign of maturity for you to accept that Beverly is no longer yours.

You are a coward, as well as a cad. You unrepentant swine. I will bludgeon you to death with my member. Don't listen to Tol, you're going to need much more than an aspirin by the time I am through.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2018, 04:16:04 am »
You swinging that meat baseball bat at Jacob or at everyone, cracker?

Not even offering to buy dinner first!
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2018, 04:22:41 am »
Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 31, 2018, 04:16:04 am
You swinging that meat baseball bat at Jacob or at everyone, cracker?

Not even offering to buy dinner first!

Sorry in my rage at the guttersnipe lothario, I have quite lost the use of proper grammar.

I was simply meaning to inform this besmircher of women that confession and and an advil will not be sufficient to remedy his skull after he suffers justice at the end of my cock.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2018, 07:04:43 am »
What makes you think that you have a right to Beverly if she rejected you? Marriage is a matter of consent.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2018, 07:49:27 am »
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 31, 2018, 07:04:43 am
What makes you think that you have a right to Beverly if she rejected you? Marriage is a matter of consent.
D'yeh think in your beloved Middle Ages it was a matter of consent boyo?

Elucidate us Jacob, tell us about "consent" in medieval Christendom.
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