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[Ghoti]

I kinda have to come out because some people perceive me as male and some people perceive me as female, and it gets confusing when there's two or three sets of pronouns referring to one person. My bosses see me as female (because they have access to my ID), my co-workers see me as male, and there's this one new kid that uses xe, xir, and xim for me because he can't tell.

[Sixth Monarchist]

I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.

Your friends can't set you up on dates if they don't know which gender(s) you like to fuck.

That's another thing I've never seen the appeal of. Blind dates in general for that matter.

I'm going to weigh in with Art here.  I like knowing people before dating them.

This, the Supreme Court of FQA, rules in the case of Silveresti v. Others Who Give a Shit, that a first blind date is a mulligan and cannot be regarded as a true date, unless retrospectively justifiable by the subsequent success of a relationship.

In other news, I've appointed myself Chief Justice of the SCOFQA.

[QueenofHearts]

I've never quite got why so many people actually want to come out to their friends and family. Maybe I'm just excessively reclusive, but I'd consider sexuality to be nobody's damn business but their own and their partner's.

Your friends can't set you up on dates if they don't know which gender(s) you like to fuck.

That's another thing I've never seen the appeal of. Blind dates in general for that matter.

I'm going to weigh in with Art here.  I like knowing people before dating them.

This, the Supreme Court of FQA, rules in the case of Silveresti v. Others Who Give a Shit, that a first blind date is a mulligan and cannot be regarded as a true date, unless retrospectively justifiable by the subsequent success of a relationship.

In other news, I've appointed myself Chief Justice of the SCOFQA.

I will write the dissent

Both parties have consented and agreed to the term date. It was agreed to be a blind "date." Therefore, it is an accepted and agreed upon term under 2nd Restatements sections 20 and 220, as well as UCC section 2-202. Therefore, I must respectfully dissent with Chief Justice Monarch on the grounds he is a poopy head.

[Sixth Monarchist]

Allegations of poopyheadedness will be upheld. Nonetheless, acceptance of terms prior to Silveresti v. OWGAS does not incorporate later knowledge and so prior-agreed contractural terms can be superseded in the light of such judgements. As such, the dissent is struck down.

[Ghoti]

I don't know where to put this, so I'll put it here: I made up a game that has you attach a number of points to actions and when you complete the action, you get the points. Right now I'm calling it Gamerscore, and these are the Achievements:

Geronimo! - jump from a high place without hurting yourself - 50p
Three's a Crowd - have a threesome - 200p
Wuv, Twue Wuv - fall in love with someone that loves you back - 100p
It's the Thought That Counts - respond graciously to an unwanted gift - 50p
Mr./Ms. Hand-some - bring yourself to orgasm using only your hand - 50p
Don't Be A Stranger - same as above, but with the other hand - 75p
Faux News - Lie convincingly enough to fool an acquaintance - 75p
Master of Puppets - convince a friend/family member to do you three favors without paying them back
      - 75p
Like A Bad Penny - re-gift something - 50p
From Robin Hood with Love - Steal something, then give it as a gift - 150p
Russian Goodbye - kiss someone you're not in a relationship with - 75p
Alons-y! - grab someone's hand and run - 50p
Fantastic! - give a sincere complement to someone you respect but dislike - 50p
Little Black Dress - be the "go-to" friend for three people - 100p
Wonder Weed - Smoke marijuana - 100p
Space Cake - consume a marijuana-laced food item - 100p
One Toke Over the Line - talk to an authority figure while high - 200p
Thank You, Come Again - bring a partner to orgasm twice in one encounter - 150p

Any more?

[Random Gal]

Using those alone, I have 525 points.

[QueenofHearts]

I don't know where to put this, so I'll put it here: I made up a game that has you attach a number of points to actions and when you complete the action, you get the points. Right now I'm calling it Gamerscore, and these are the Achievements:

Geronimo! - jump from a high place without hurting yourself - 50p
Three's a Crowd - have a threesome - 200p
Wuv, Twue Wuv - fall in love with someone that loves you back - 100p
It's the Thought That Counts - respond graciously to an unwanted gift - 50p
Mr./Ms. Hand-some - bring yourself to orgasm using only your hand - 50p
Don't Be A Stranger - same as above, but with the other hand - 75p
Faux News - Lie convincingly enough to fool an acquaintance - 75p
Master of Puppets - convince a friend/family member to do you three favors without paying them back
      - 75p
Like A Bad Penny - re-gift something - 50p
From Robin Hood with Love - Steal something, then give it as a gift - 150p
Russian Goodbye - kiss someone you're not in a relationship with - 75p
Alons-y! - grab someone's hand and run - 50p
Fantastic! - give a sincere complement to someone you respect but dislike - 50p
Little Black Dress - be the "go-to" friend for three people - 100p
Wonder Weed - Smoke marijuana - 100p
Space Cake - consume a marijuana-laced food item - 100p
One Toke Over the Line - talk to an authority figure while high - 200p
Thank You, Come Again - bring a partner to orgasm twice in one encounter - 150p

Any more?

Too easy, I got a score of 1650.

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Only missing "Alons-y"

[SpaceProg]

I snipped all the ones I've not achieved (yet).

Geronimo! - jump from a high place without hurting yourself - 50p
Wuv, Twue Wuv - fall in love with someone that loves you back - 100p
It's the Thought That Counts - respond graciously to an unwanted gift - 50p
Mr./Ms. Hand-some - bring yourself to orgasm using only your hand - 50p
Don't Be A Stranger - same as above, but with the other hand - 75p
Faux News - Lie convincingly enough to fool an acquaintance - 75p
Russian Goodbye - kiss someone you're not in a relationship with - 75p
Alons-y! - grab someone's hand and run - 50p
Fantastic! - give a sincere complement to someone you respect but dislike - 50p
Wonder Weed - Smoke marijuana - 100p
______________________________________

Total = 675

As you can see, I'm more for enjoyment of the game than the achievements, which if I accomplish, woohoo, if I don't, oh well.


That was a good list, Dongy.  It's too early to think up any witty or otherwise achievements, but I'll see if I can come up with some additions later.

[Alehksunos]

I'm not sure if I should make a separate thread for this, but I have considered making one on looking back on this year.

As for me:

All things considered, 2013 was a shitty year. The only good thing that ever happened this year was the repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act and that's it. I will remember 2013 as the "Year of Misogyny": A couple states - including mine - passed restrictive anti-abortion laws in spite of a great big number of said states being against them and those people being ignored by these assholes. Also, Men's Right Activism rising relentlessly even when the movement is frequently mocked. Then back home in Texas the constant antagonism toward Wendy Davis and other feminist politicians. And in gaming news, neckbeards crying over a female manager for some project kickstarted and authorized by Megaman's author. And once more, the gaming community continues to be misogynistic. And in the ever misogynistic (when it shouldn't) My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom, Down With Molestria is launched in response to an ever popular (and ever disgusting) OOC character blog Ask Molestria, also receives death threats, even been attacked in person by said disgruntled fans. Fan-game Super Lesbian Horse RPG (it's not as bad as it sounds, trust me) has lead character Fluttershy's house with a 'DWM' plaque and once more disgruntled fans attempt erasure of the game's existence over a stock image of a farm in the game (as a gag).

I repeat, in 2013 people still have a Kirche, Kinder, Kitschen and 'sex object' attitude of women and that offends me.

I can't see 2014 as any better at all either, but that's because I am a pessimist, all in thanks to the despair caused by living in a state like Texas.

[Witchyjoshy]

I agree with literally everything you just said.

[Shane for Wax]

Can't tell if you mean kinder as in nicer or kinder as in child.

[SpaceProg]

^I'm glad I'm not the only one who confused it like that. 

[QueenofHearts]

Playas, I'm gonna start 2014 off bold. I'll agree with anything the next poster says

V V V V V V V V V

[Witchyjoshy]

I'm a good person

[chitoryu12]

^ Fuck.