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Offline Sixth Monarchist

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2160 on: March 25, 2014, 05:39:18 pm »
99.9% of people who know who John Barrowman is probably think, "hey, that guy really looks like John Barrowman", and move on.

It's like those stories about celebrities who enter lookalike competitions as themselves and win third place.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2161 on: March 25, 2014, 08:06:39 pm »
I have now said "Your bisected existence always brings joy" to a person with no lower body and none of us give fucks.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2162 on: March 25, 2014, 09:05:59 pm »
I have lubed up tupperware in my bag
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2163 on: March 26, 2014, 12:21:48 pm »
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2164 on: March 26, 2014, 12:35:38 pm »
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 26, 2014, 12:21:48 pm
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.
I shall expand that assumption to include "tupperware" as well.
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Quote from: sandman on May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2165 on: March 26, 2014, 12:49:06 pm »
Quote from: askold on March 26, 2014, 12:35:38 pm
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 26, 2014, 12:21:48 pm
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.
I shall expand that assumption to include "tupperware" as well.

And "lubed".
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2166 on: March 26, 2014, 12:57:53 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on March 26, 2014, 12:49:06 pm
Quote from: askold on March 26, 2014, 12:35:38 pm
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on March 26, 2014, 12:21:48 pm
I choose to assume that "bag" is a euphemism.
I shall expand that assumption to include "tupperware" as well.

And "lubed".

Can we start suspecting that it isn't "his" "bag" where the "lubed" "tupperware" is?

(also, I love how the faces of our avatars look when commenting on this: Mlle is either slightly terrified or in pain, my avatar clearly likes this subject and would like to see it while Chit is just horrified.)
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Quote from: sandman on May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Quote from: SpaceProg on November 30, 2012, 10:21:56 pm
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2167 on: March 27, 2014, 09:30:37 am »
I'm slightly bemused.  :)
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2168 on: March 28, 2014, 02:29:17 pm »
This might be my greatest accomplishment yet:



That's a 4096 in 2048.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2169 on: March 28, 2014, 08:28:46 pm »
I don't understand.  My brain can't number.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2170 on: March 29, 2014, 12:06:55 am »
Holy crap, Sigma. You are a god.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2171 on: April 04, 2014, 10:10:37 am »
I just received an essay from a student that includes these two sentences in the same paragraph.

"America destroyed Japans xenophobia."
"(Europeans) tried to eliminate the tribal African way of life, not that it doesn't need to be."
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2172 on: April 06, 2014, 01:10:08 am »
Hypothesis: Most of the world's catchiest tunes were either arranged by Abba or Boney M., or sample songs written by them.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2173 on: April 06, 2014, 09:30:36 pm »
Americans, does your Chinese food actually come in those little square-ish, single-serving boxes you always see in movies?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2174 on: April 06, 2014, 09:48:05 pm »
Quote from: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on April 06, 2014, 09:30:36 pm
Americans, does your Chinese food actually come in those little square-ish, single-serving boxes you always see in movies?

If you order out, then yes.
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