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Offline davedan

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2550 on: September 21, 2015, 08:33:41 pm »
As for whether it was a live or a dead pig, it seems to me at least that sticking your todger in a live pig's mouth requires significantly more courage than in a dead one.
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« Reply #2551 on: September 21, 2015, 08:35:30 pm »
You could always just drill a new hole into the skull, and thenn fuck that?
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« Reply #2552 on: September 21, 2015, 08:40:35 pm »
Quote from: davedan on September 21, 2015, 08:33:41 pm
As for whether it was a live or a dead pig, it seems to me at least that sticking your todger in a live pig's mouth requires significantly more courage than in a dead one.


Great. Now my ribs hurt. Thanks.
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"Politician" is the occupational equivalent of "Florida".

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« Reply #2553 on: September 21, 2015, 08:50:23 pm »
Here are some of the funnier comments I've seen about it:

silentio non est consensus - whole new meaning to "pig latin

Bringing home the bacon ... lighting some candles for it .... putting on some soft music

So when he said he was for Big Society, do you think that was a typo?

 Presumably it was a capitalist pig...

You gotta dance with the one that brung ya


Black mirror ... based on a true story.

God where are Lt Fred and Contrarian when you need them?
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« Reply #2554 on: September 21, 2015, 08:53:14 pm »
Sorry to doublepost but let me leave this here:

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23snoutrage
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2555 on: September 21, 2015, 10:24:29 pm »
Quote from: davedan on September 21, 2015, 07:21:57 pm
Quote from: Zygarde on September 21, 2015, 07:16:49 pm
I think you'll find it was skullfucking a dead pig. I don't know, how often do you hear about a leader of  a country (elected or not) having engaged in bestial necrophilia?

The few world leaders it wouldn't surprise me, they have too tight a grip on their media outlets for it to get out. But 143 countries in the past 70 or so years of "modern" times,  there's been a few I wouldn't doubt.
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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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« Reply #2556 on: September 21, 2015, 11:11:40 pm »
OK, last thing I say on this, but this was too good to pass up

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If David Cameron didn’t really fuck a dead pig:
  • Tories defended necro-bestiality as ‘normal youthful hijinks’ for nothing
  • The Daily Mail and Lord Ashcroft will be in serious trouble, with probably hilarious results
If David Cameron really did fuck a dead pig:
  • He will hopefully be forced to realise that privacy is a good thing and reverse his ‘for too long we have been a passively tolerant society’ stance.
  • He fucked a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!
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« Reply #2557 on: September 22, 2015, 12:27:46 am »
Quote from: rookie on September 21, 2015, 10:24:29 pm
Quote from: davedan on September 21, 2015, 07:21:57 pm
Quote from: Zygarde on September 21, 2015, 07:16:49 pm
I think you'll find it was skullfucking a dead pig. I don't know, how often do you hear about a leader of  a country (elected or not) having engaged in bestial necrophilia?

The few world leaders it wouldn't surprise me, they have too tight a grip on their media outlets for it to get out. But 143 countries in the past 70 or so years of "modern" times,  there's been a few I wouldn't doubt.

Which makes me think we should play the game of "Which other world leaders have fucked a (dead) Pig":

Idi Amin - No, has fucked dead people but never a pig.

Rabin - No, that's not Kosher

George W Bush - "well it was a very pretty pig"

Putin - yes and it was a bigger and more glorious pig than all you pathetic western leaders but it was also a female pig and it was missionary.

Boris Yeltsin - can't remember whether he did or not
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« Reply #2558 on: September 22, 2015, 07:51:18 am »
Putin wouldn't surprise at all. That's actually who I was thinking of.
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« Reply #2559 on: September 22, 2015, 11:22:35 am »
Nah Putin presents himself as too manly he wouldn't settle for some common garden variety pig, that fucker would claim he fucked a wild boar or a warthog or something to make himself sound more manly.
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« Reply #2560 on: September 22, 2015, 05:54:51 pm »
I'm really not sure what this thread is for, but fuck it.

What's this I hear about Distind being a horrible person? Distind's the guy who runs FSTDT, right?
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« Reply #2561 on: September 22, 2015, 06:21:00 pm »
Yes.  And during the last few weeks of his relationship with this board he turned into a transphobic idiot.

Ironbite-there's a few threads of his you can see how badly he broke down.
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« Reply #2562 on: September 22, 2015, 06:23:29 pm »
Okay, I simultaneously want to see it and don't. So... links, please?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2563 on: September 22, 2015, 06:44:29 pm »
Quote from: Even Then on September 22, 2015, 06:23:29 pm
Okay, I simultaneously want to see it and don't. So... links, please?

If you decide the former:

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Fundie Doublethink:
* The Bible is the inerrant, literal word of God when it talks about the Earth being created in six days and homosexuality being an abomination. The Bible is a flawed work interpreted by errant humans when it talks about loving your neighbor, turning the other cheek, and the evils of greed.
*  All life is sacred and precious from the moment of conception until the moment of birth.
* You're not a sexist.  You just think women are nothing but baby machines and servants.

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« Reply #2564 on: September 22, 2015, 06:49:11 pm »
Oh god, even the first page is fucking amaziterrible.

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the forcible cramming of oneself into the opposite expectes gender role

TRANSGENDER PEOPLE DON'T WORK THAT WAY, GOOD SIR. THEY ARE THE GENDER THEY ARE, AND EXPECTED GENDER ROLES HAVE FUCKALL TO DO WITH IT.

(at least that's what I've gathered, being cis myself)
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