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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1095 on: November 16, 2012, 08:39:55 pm »
That's taking the image of a trotty cat to a whole new level.

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« Reply #1096 on: November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 am »
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.

I don't know for sure, but my experience of animals and pets tells me that your cat will resemble the Deepwater Horizon and the floor the Gulf of Mexico.

Just, y'know, to manage expectations here.

It's been a couple of days and he seems fine.  Though today he did manage to get into my bedroom while I was asleep and nearly fall off of the bed.  Lucky for him my shirtless back was there to catch himself on and climb up.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1097 on: November 18, 2012, 10:13:17 am »
Awww, you're such a well-trained cat pet. :)

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

I still loves me teh kittehs though.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1098 on: November 19, 2012, 09:51:17 am »
This is my 666th Post
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« Reply #1099 on: November 19, 2012, 09:56:08 am »
This isn't mine. It's only my 509th. But I'll make a real effort for my 666th!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1100 on: November 19, 2012, 12:22:21 pm »
My 666th was made arguing about Cahtolicism. Worth it.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1101 on: November 20, 2012, 03:29:15 pm »
Tomorrow is November 21st, 2012 (unless you're in Asia of course, where it's already the 21st). Meaning that I only have to go a little over one more month before I never have to fucking hear about this Mayan apocalypse shit again. I can't describe how happy this makes me.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1102 on: November 20, 2012, 03:56:32 pm »
I honestly haven't heard anyone say a word about the apocalypse in ages. Funny how that happens, now that the date is approaching.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1103 on: November 20, 2012, 03:58:54 pm »
Don't get too excited, there will always be another impending apocalypse prediction. 

Unless, of course, the reason that you don't have to hear about it again is that the world really does come to an end.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1104 on: November 20, 2012, 04:49:06 pm »
I just heard a dumb commercial. It had low, ominous music in the background and a very gruff VO guy says "Medical marijuana is now legal in Connecticut, but who will regulate it? And who will be using it? Tune in tonight to find out."
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1105 on: November 20, 2012, 07:05:18 pm »
I just heard a dumb commercial. It had low, ominous music in the background and a very gruff VO guy says "Medical marijuana is now legal in Connecticut, but who will regulate it? And who will be using it? Tune in tonight to find out."

OMG, some people are legally able to use a product that alters their state of mind?? What's next, selling it to everyone as a simple beverage???
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1106 on: November 20, 2012, 11:16:47 pm »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1107 on: November 21, 2012, 09:09:24 am »
Happy birthday to me!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1108 on: November 21, 2012, 11:34:11 am »
Happy birthday Saturn.  Many happy returns, you Ducken, you. :)

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1109 on: November 22, 2012, 06:14:18 am »
I just looked at the trending topics on Twitter, and "Rome" and "Young Boys" were juxtaposed together...and okay I admit it, I just about lost my shit.  ;D