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Offline SpaceProg

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #570 on: April 30, 2012, 03:03:44 am »
LOL  Love that!

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« Reply #572 on: April 30, 2012, 04:51:06 pm »
We don't care about no government warnings about the promotion of the simple life and the dams they're building.
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« Reply #573 on: April 30, 2012, 08:28:27 pm »
We don't care about no government warnings about the promotion of the simple life and the dams they're building.

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« Reply #574 on: May 01, 2012, 07:29:17 pm »
lol - not sure if this is trying to be inspirational or ... what?   All hail the Herp Derp Savior?



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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #575 on: May 01, 2012, 09:38:44 pm »
Bring back Lazarus, and the first thing he sees is that?! I think I’d stroll right back into the tomb!
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« Reply #576 on: May 01, 2012, 11:39:21 pm »
Bring back Lazarus, and the first thing he sees is that?! I think I’d stroll right back into the tomb!
...little did we know that Jesus was Lazarus's drinking buddy and one night when Lazarus got really drunk all his other drinking buddies wrapped him up and told his family he was dead - then had him entombed - Jesus thought the joke had gone too far and performed a 'miracle' but couldn't help making that face when he let Laz out...  ?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #577 on: May 02, 2012, 04:31:13 am »
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #578 on: May 02, 2012, 09:49:05 am »
lol - not sure if this is trying to be inspirational or ... what?   All hail the Herp Derp Savior?


Someone really, REALLY needs to use that as their avatar.

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« Reply #579 on: May 03, 2012, 03:06:29 am »
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.
psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...

ooooo - this is a cool idea...
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« Reply #580 on: May 03, 2012, 02:25:02 pm »
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.
psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...

ooooo - this is a cool idea...
Make cookie bowls by turning your pan upside down

Kinda want this to happen for my birthday next month. T'would be freaking amazing (especially with frosting filling).
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« Reply #581 on: May 05, 2012, 12:20:04 am »
Or with a peanut butter filling with melted chocolate poured over it and left to harden.

I am so making this for my mom on Mother's Day.
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« Reply #582 on: May 06, 2012, 12:55:48 am »
Or with a peanut butter filling with melted chocolate poured over it and left to harden.
in the same theme - fill it with Reses Peanut Butter Minis and warm it up to get things good and melty...

or fill it with vanilla ice cream and drizzle hot fudge over the top...fill it with mint chocolate chip ice cream and drizzle it with Crème de menthe...

Coat the inside with hot fudge and fill it with whipped cream ...

fill it with chocolate Moose...

pie filling...



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« Reply #584 on: May 06, 2012, 04:02:23 pm »