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Re: Thread Killer
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« Reply #931 on: August 12, 2012, 01:32:59 pm »

Holly Sh*t this guy looks like an alien...
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« Reply #932 on: August 12, 2012, 01:39:32 pm »
I went to the Indiana State Fair today.  I can now add to the list of bizarre unhealthy foods that we had on her a couple weeks ago:

Doughnut Burger (the doughnut is the bun)
Ice Cream Burger (deep fried ice cream on a bun)
French Toast Burger
raspberry-doughnut-chicken sandwich
bacon-peanut butter-banana burger

The following things were deep fried: Oreos, Milky Way, cookie dough, Reece's, butter, bubble gum (apparently, it is actually a bubble-gum flavored marshmallow), and brownies.

Everybody enjoy your heart burn just from reading the list.
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« Reply #933 on: August 12, 2012, 01:44:31 pm »
Deep fried Oreos sound amazing. I do wish America wasn't the only place in the world that gives no fucks when it comes to fat, sugar and/or salt content.

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« Reply #934 on: August 12, 2012, 01:53:31 pm »
I dunno, Art.  Seems like you're quite readily able to make artery-clogging delights when you get in a cooking mood.

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« Reply #935 on: August 12, 2012, 01:58:12 pm »
Don't get me wrong, the stuff I can make is delicious. However I'm sadly limited by my lack of a deep fryer.

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« Reply #936 on: August 12, 2012, 02:35:12 pm »
You want somewhere that deep-fries anything?

Fucking Scotland. Everything is a clog monster, and whatever can't run away gets deep-fried.
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« Reply #937 on: August 12, 2012, 02:41:55 pm »
That's probably where the South in the US got the whole fry bug.  Lots of Scot and Irish descent hereabouts.  I can't really stomach much fried food anymore though.  Makes my stomach a little queasy if I eat too much.

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« Reply #938 on: August 13, 2012, 02:47:47 am »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #939 on: August 13, 2012, 03:42:44 am »

This is my most favorite warning sign ever.

Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.
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« Reply #940 on: August 13, 2012, 04:39:48 am »
I've got this mental image of Indiana State Fair being full of pregnant women with weird cravings...

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #941 on: August 13, 2012, 05:05:02 am »
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« Reply #942 on: August 13, 2012, 11:02:06 am »

This is my most favorite warning sign ever.

Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.

I like the warning that appears on Dr. Pepper products.



I also like the warning on hairdryers not to use them while asleep or in the shower, and the one on a Swedish chainsaw that says, "do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals," though I can't verify if the latter is real or not.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #943 on: August 13, 2012, 03:39:52 pm »
Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.

I once saw "Allergy advice: contains egg" on the label of....a carton of eggs.

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« Reply #944 on: August 14, 2012, 12:48:07 am »
I recall hearing about some guy who thought cruise control meant auto pilot, and so decided to get up and make himself a cup of coffee while driving a camper van down a highway. No idea if it's actually true, though I've no trouble believing that someone, somewhere is indeed that fucking stupid.
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