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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1365 on: January 09, 2013, 03:24:08 pm »
Granted, you try to finish all of your work at once and give yourself a heart attack.

I wish I didn't suck at math.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1366 on: January 09, 2013, 05:08:13 pm »
Granted, but you suck at everything else now.

I wish for cute, well-behaved, potty-trained puppies with no unpleasant diseases or issues.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1367 on: January 09, 2013, 06:48:54 pm »
Granted, but people are constantly trying to steal your amazing dog.

I wish that I had something to do tonight.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1368 on: January 09, 2013, 07:27:34 pm »
Granted. Zombies are trying to break into your house. Good luck!

I wish I had all the money in the world.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1369 on: January 09, 2013, 08:26:42 pm »
You do have all the money in the world, but it's in pennies.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1370 on: January 09, 2013, 08:31:51 pm »
Granted, you're now in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had an appointment for my next ink sometime by the end of next week.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1371 on: January 09, 2013, 08:57:54 pm »
Granted, but the tattoo artist is in a childish mood and ends up tattooing a giant cock and balls on your back.

I wish the dogs would stop stepping on my feet.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1372 on: January 10, 2013, 04:32:28 am »
Granted, but they start stepping on the bloodied stumps that used to be your feet. You get prosthetics, but they end up chewing on them and using them as a pissing post.

(R. U. Sirius - Granted - they taste delicious)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1373 on: January 10, 2013, 08:21:54 am »
Granted, but your so busy you have an aneurysm from all the stress.

I wish that I had some new strings for my guitar.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1374 on: January 10, 2013, 08:23:00 am »
Granted, but the neck breaks.

I wish boxing robots were real.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1375 on: January 10, 2013, 08:37:46 am »
Granted, but they're four feet tall with 10ft reach, escape and walk round punching random people in the crotch.

I wish that people could tell the difference between your, you're and you are.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1376 on: January 10, 2013, 08:39:50 am »
Granted, but nobody can use their, there and they're properly any more.

I wish I wasn't feeling so tired.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1377 on: January 10, 2013, 09:10:48 am »
Granted. You never have to sleep again. You also never have to do anything else again, being dead and all.

I wish to climb Mt. Everest.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1378 on: January 10, 2013, 09:46:16 am »
Granted, but the only way that you could get funding was to have both legs amputated as a publicity gimmick.  You have to climb up on your ass using your arms.

I wish people would stop overfishing.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1379 on: January 10, 2013, 09:57:21 am »
Granted. They take up sport dolphin hunting to compensate.

I wish I wasn't so scared right now.
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