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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1425 on: January 24, 2013, 11:13:12 am »
Granted. The diahrrea is still disgusting as crap, though.

I wish for a fully-functional cyborg hand, including sense of touch, with built-in weaponry.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1426 on: January 24, 2013, 11:56:20 am »
Granted. It's stuck in wank mode though. The novelty wears off very quickly...

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1427 on: January 24, 2013, 05:27:21 pm »
Granted. The island in question is only large enough for one person, though, so once you've voted him off, that's the end of the game.

I wish to be a Jedi.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1428 on: January 24, 2013, 06:38:00 pm »
Granted... Cue Order 66.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1429 on: January 24, 2013, 08:03:34 pm »
Granted. You eventually get banned for spamming the board with fundie tracts.

I wish for a pet hedgehog.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1430 on: January 24, 2013, 08:17:23 pm »
Granted. Said hedgehog insists on rolling on your feet, hiding in dark spaces and sleeping in your bed with you at night.

I wish that reality TV ceased to exist.
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I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1431 on: January 24, 2013, 08:22:37 pm »
Granted, but so does every other type of TV except for Faux Noise.

I wish for a pet pangolin.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1432 on: January 24, 2013, 09:40:14 pm »
Granted but it hates you and only interacts with you to receive food and other such items


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1433 on: January 24, 2013, 09:48:51 pm »
Granted, but they can't play anything else.

I wish to be paid $500 dollars a day to watch TV.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1434 on: January 24, 2013, 09:55:35 pm »
Granted. But you can only watch prolapse porn and snuff films.

I wish for a tub of vanilla ice cream.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1435 on: January 24, 2013, 10:20:36 pm »
Granted, but you're now lactose intolerant.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1436 on: January 24, 2013, 10:53:07 pm »
Granted, but they're covered in scratches and thus sound like Skrillex.

I wish I was the ruler of all the cosmos.
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Quote from: Indikins on October 15, 2013, 12:19:14 am
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1437 on: January 24, 2013, 10:56:59 pm »
Granted. You rule all Cosmopolitan magazines. Nothing else, though, and everyone hates your administration.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1438 on: January 25, 2013, 01:10:25 am »
Granted. However, she is secretly into vore, and tries to eat your tongue out of your mouth when you kiss her halfway through.

I wish I could enter any fictional universe and return to this one at will.
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Quote from: chitoryu12 on October 15, 2013, 12:50:43 am
Quote from: Indikins on October 15, 2013, 12:19:14 am
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1439 on: January 25, 2013, 02:06:51 am »
Granted, but you can only control the reality/fantasy transition and back again, you can't control which fantasy universe you enter.

I wish all of my clothes would expand and shrink to match my weight.
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