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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #555 on: March 27, 2012, 03:24:34 am »
Granted. Instead, they dump you in their shit.

I wish I could drink pop and eat junk food all day, with no negative effect on my health.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #556 on: March 27, 2012, 03:31:01 am »
Granted, but a misreading on the granter's part now means you can drink all the poop you want and suffer no negative effects to your health.

I wish for a corruption that makes me laugh.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #557 on: March 27, 2012, 09:59:10 pm »
Granted. It’s fatal.

I wish for the scatological wishes and corruptions to cease.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #558 on: March 28, 2012, 05:01:35 am »
Granted. The devious, perverted minds of the FSTDT forum cognoscenti switch from scat mode to pus obsession.

I wish I could think of a hilarious pus related wish that is more meaningful than this one.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #559 on: March 28, 2012, 06:42:20 pm »
Granted. Your penis turns into pus. Everybody else thinks it's hilarious.

I wish that President Assad's blood would turn to sulfuric acid.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #560 on: March 28, 2012, 06:47:39 pm »
Granted. But rest of him also transforms into a xenomorph from the Aliens franchise. Cause that’s what you are when you got acid blood.

I wish for the best taco in the world.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #561 on: March 29, 2012, 10:21:25 pm »
Granted. Your mind is blown by it's awesomeness. Literally.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #562 on: March 30, 2012, 12:43:41 am »
Granted. You lost it for 5 years.

I wish Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would be exposed as a Scientologist
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #563 on: April 02, 2012, 07:29:04 pm »
Granted, starting in the Middle East Scientology becomes an accepted religion ending up with more followers than all the Abrahamic religions combined.

I wish they'd stop making 3d movies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #564 on: April 02, 2012, 07:40:38 pm »
Granted, from now on everything follows the style of South Park. Classic movies (and pretty much every genre besides comedy) are no more.

I wish for no headaches the rest of my life.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #565 on: April 03, 2012, 09:57:43 am »
Granted  **looks at watch** your next 48 hours will be headache free...

I wish for Maine clam chowder served in a trencher made from a hollowed out cottage loaf.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #566 on: April 04, 2012, 04:03:42 am »
Granted, but you don't get to eat it.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #567 on: April 04, 2012, 07:04:25 pm »
Granted. Now you are tired none of the time and cannot get any sleep.

I wish for the world’s best sausage and onion pizza.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #568 on: April 04, 2012, 08:48:37 pm »
Granted, you have the world's best sausage and onion pizza, but only until I eat it.  Every single bit of it.  And it was fucking delicious.

I wish all those delicious sweets weren't so unhealthy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #569 on: April 05, 2012, 04:09:09 am »
Granted, but they are no longer delicious. You eat one and it tastes like a hippo shit in your mouth.

So it goes.

I wish for ponies!



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