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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #645 on: May 06, 2012, 03:55:08 am »
Granted, you're now standing at the bottom of the nearest harbour with your feet encased in a bucket of concrete.

I wish for some pork crackling.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #646 on: May 06, 2012, 10:30:47 am »
Granted, but you're physically unable to touch it.

I wish that people would quit telling me how to do my job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #647 on: May 06, 2012, 08:57:37 pm »
Granted, they now keep telling you how to wipe your ass instead.

I wish fast food places would stop hiring people with crappy English who as a result screw up my order.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #648 on: May 06, 2012, 10:21:59 pm »
Wish granted.  Fast food places now only hire people who are too high to get your order right.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #649 on: May 07, 2012, 01:41:47 am »
I stole a wish! I wish I wasn't a wish thief.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #650 on: May 08, 2012, 03:03:41 am »
Granted, you no longer steal. Now you cheat and lie.

I wish B-Man had made a wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #651 on: May 08, 2012, 03:10:06 am »
Granted, he wished for all of your stuff.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #652 on: May 08, 2012, 07:08:43 am »
Granted. You’re fired. (You really shoulda seen that one coming.)

I wish I hadn’t just gone for the easy corruption.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #653 on: May 08, 2012, 10:16:41 am »
Granted. Time has changed so you never even thought of the "easy corruption." Now, since you didn't corrupt the wish, you never had the need nor ability to make this wish. Thus, this post never happened. So you go for the easy corruption to prevent time displacement. After taking the easy corruption, you mumble the wish again, whereupon I immediately grant it. The time paradox becomes so destructive the Doctor (number 9) shows up and slaps me on the head and says "can it!"

So, granted. Easy is now hard, and hard is now easy. >_>

I wish I was as clever as I thought I was.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #654 on: May 08, 2012, 12:35:21 pm »
Granted, but your mind implodes from your cleverness.

I wish that I could get paid to do whatever I want for the rest of my life.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #655 on: May 08, 2012, 01:06:27 pm »
Wish granted.  You don't want to do anything anymore.  This includes spending your money.

I wish I was finished with schooling.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #656 on: May 08, 2012, 01:51:05 pm »
Granted. You're expelled.

I wish my blue ray player would play my copy of Die Hard.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #657 on: May 08, 2012, 02:02:47 pm »
Wish granted.  That's all it'll play anymore.

I wish I could cast magic spells.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #658 on: May 08, 2012, 02:05:12 pm »
Granted.  All you can cast is Magic Mouth...on girl's breasts....and you can't control what they say.

Ironbite-I wish for 5 pounds of fish
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #659 on: May 08, 2012, 06:02:00 pm »
You get an amount of assorted fish worth a total of £5.

I wish for Å
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