Granted, but it resents having to lie, so it also air hammers the pipes, and sends random bursts of icy cold and boiling hot water through. It also starts screaming every time you play with yourself.
I wish the vast majority of people who realise that trickle down economics is just being pissed on and doesn't work, but still support it in the deluded belief that one day they'll be able to piss on others if they get pissed on enough (or even just have enough aside to buy an umbrella), would actually clue in to the reality of their situation.
(I'm also confused why you didn't ask for a sentient guy/girl to complement you on your penis under the shower every morning.)