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Granted, it interferes with your bladder and bowel control. Your dick is also permanently hard.I wish for perfectly moisturized hands.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Granted, but the wrong people learn of your skills and force you to cook meth at gunpoint.(Yes, I did just start watching Breaking Bad, why do you ask?)I wish for a zipline across the canyon at my house that will never break or cause any other type of accident.
(click to show/hide)Wish granted. You can now even start fires with your mind. Unfortunately, you cannot just shut off the power when you sleep. You burn your own house down from nocturnal pyrokinesis. I don't care if you live or not. That depends on if you have smoke detectors/wake up in time! Damn snipe.Wish granted. You have self-respect. Unfortunately, you're now the only person who respects you.I wish I had the perfect resume.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!