This is a great example of what the Breitbart and Jones and what the hell ever sites do to make money; find a catchy sounding tagline and just run with it all the way to the bank. "Marcophones" = lotsa site visits, lotsa advert money. They don't care who it hurts, even if it's one of their intended audiences' favored pundits, role models or politicians (unless it's somebody scary like the Kochs). It's just about drumming up an idiot storm and making money.
I don't like Marc Rubio, because I'm in FL, but this was a genuinely good idea, added to border security, and it sounds like those sat link phones would only be able to call 911, anyway.