Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 175434 times)

Svata · « **Reply #1185 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:07:55 am »

You get the Furies from Greek mythology.

I insert a Ring of Three Wishes

Second Coming of Madman · « **Reply #1186 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:39:21 pm »

You get a stoner in sunglasses yelling at you about 3d sex dicks in the White House.

I insert a IMI Desert Eagle.

rookie · « **Reply #1187 on:** February 10, 2015, 12:54:09 pm »

You get a new desert eagle. But the actual bird.

I insert workplace drama.

Random Gal · « **Reply #1188 on:** February 10, 2015, 04:06:55 pm »

You get a pink slip.

I insert That Guy.

Second Coming of Madman · « **Reply #1189 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:19:07 pm »

Out pops Ironchew.

I insert a professional 3d sex dick at the White House.

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1190 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:56:21 pm »

You get Bill Clinton.

I insert the anime "Petshop of Horrors".

Random Gal · « **Reply #1191 on:** March 06, 2015, 11:33:23 am »

You get that one urban legend about people bringing back a giant rat they thought was a chihuahua.

I insert a walrus.

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1192 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:43:08 pm »

You get an eggman.

I insert Blade, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Alucard from "Hellsing".

Random Gal · « **Reply #1193 on:** March 06, 2015, 03:47:00 pm »

You get Edward Cullen's corpse with a stake in it.

I insert Canada.

Ghoti · « **Reply #1194 on:** March 06, 2015, 10:43:19 pm »

You get a moose covered in maple syrup and free healthcare.

I insert an orange.

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1195 on:** March 06, 2015, 10:54:25 pm »

You get an apple.

I insert the worst movies from the Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th series.

Lady Evil · « **Reply #1196 on:** March 11, 2015, 05:23:12 pm »

You get the Saw series.

I insert strawberries and dark chocolate.

Ghoti · « **Reply #1197 on:** March 11, 2015, 06:45:36 pm »

You get chocolate-covered strawberries. What the hell did you expect?

I insert a bunch of Moonbase Alpha players singing "Space Oddity".

R. U. Sirius · « **Reply #1198 on:** March 12, 2015, 02:02:36 pm »

You get aliens.

I insert Sir Terry Pratchett, his collected works and the oceans of tears left in the wake of his passing.

Feral Dog · « **Reply #1199 on:** March 15, 2015, 04:28:39 am »

An orangutan makes you an honorary librarian. You can now access L-space.

I insert the weirdest person you ever RP'd with.